Create an useless ability for your main!

One for my other two mains.

Reaper:
When out of ammo, Reaper’s thrown shotguns will do 1 point of damage if they hit an enemy.

Bastion:
Every tick there is a 0.0001% chance that Ganymede will appear and obstruct your view, pecking Bastion’s eye and chirping for ten seconds. He’s very cute though, so it’s not so bad.

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Orisa:

Rear Kick - If there is an enemy behind you, then you will automatically kick them with your hind legs, doing a lot of knockback and some damage.

After it activates, you will move slowly for 1.5 seconds as you recover from the kick.

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Moira - summons a purple orb that damages people it comes close to where if they die, they automatically come to the forums complaining how overpowered she is.

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Bastion can summon Ganymede to nest on the Omnic’s head. The bird doesn’t do anything to support the team, or even hinder the enemy. He’s just a cute little snuggly hat for Bastion.

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I’d give Blizzard even more of my money if it meant they’d add this.

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Genji:
When he is at low hp i.e 199/200 or lower the healers in his team get automatically spammed with I NEED HEALING Voice so that they can focus on healing him.

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Alright, I’ll make one.

Basically, you use it, then target an area to teleport to. But the targeting is pretty glitchy, the ability takes for ever to activate, leaves you vulnerable and is really loud.

Sound pretty cool right? I’ll let you guess my main.

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New Symmetra rework sounds great.

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Junkrat sets off a firework and lets it fly. (I main rein, but I’m lazy, so I said something for Junkrat because I thought of it first and I used to main him)

Zarya: Pressing the button again would cancel your bubbles. This would be only mildly useful when you happen to missclick a bubble on somebody, but it would be also probably harmful when you try to rapidly click a bubble on a friendly target coming behind cover to your FoV

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Turn Symmetra Teleporter into a build option that is split between a jump pad/Elevator and a “light bridge.”

That or Support Symmetra.

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Lucio: Dropping the beat now starts your spotify playlist playing, in game.

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Mercy

  • She can use her Caduceus Staff for 10s, until, she have to reload for 3s
  • She can use Angelic Descent for 5s, until, she fall on the floor.

Have a melee ability that does 1 dmg on a 60 second cd. This can be applied to anybody in the game and be completely useless. lol

Bastion

Summons wildlife like a Disney princess.

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Throwing translocator to enemies now hits them with 30dmg

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I’ll only accept this if he gets a crown.

Sombra

  • There is a 20% chance after scoring a Melee attack to trigger the “Boop” voiceline
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Genji

Deflect… oh wait, he’s already got that useless barely working ability

“I’m getting a feeling they have a SHIEEEEEEELD…”

Also Junkrat has this new ability:

Trap will now say “Om nom nom” anytime someone is walks into it. Also, when in trap, throwing a concussion mine over their head will deal 10 damage whilst making a “whoosh” sound.

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