Create a stupidly OP buff for the hero that’s above you

Pharah’s ult is now her saying a bad pun. This pun is “YOU ARE ALL NOW PHARAH WAY”. This causes the enemy to rage quit and run off the map, involuntarily.

Mei

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When Mei uses her ult and says “Freeze don’t move”, the blizzard covers the entire map, she then uses her secondary fire to snipe everyone in one kill through the entire map allowing the ice to bounce off buildings and walls. this includes the spawn rooms.

Junkrat

I felt like this was needed due to how long this thread was (carry on)

Patch Notes (Stronger buff takes precedent I’m assuming) [Also sorry I don’t know how to do those drop down arrow things]{You guys need to work on your balance patches, some of these are quite redundant}


Dva

  • Defense matrix has infinite range and massive resource meter
  • D’va hp is 200 health, 200 armor, 200 shields, healing effects are doubled
  • Defense Matrix ignores resource meter
  • D.va has no cooldown on her micro missiles and they deal 300 damage.
  • Defense Matrix kill heroes that are in it. Shots eaten give life to her and her team by the amount of damage it would have dealt.
  • Dva bomb creates a hole in the ground and players can be booped into it.
  • Infinite flight and has the capabilities of jumping on an enemy and gunning it down; similar to her Animated Short.

Orisa

  • New ability: Charge forward, dealing 500 damage and applying a 99 second stun on impact. Using halt grants 500 armor
  • Orisa can Shoot and use Fortify at the same time. (??? sure)
  • Supercharger now connects to enemies stunning them
  • Orisa can wall climb
  • Orisa can give rides to other heroes and their structures

Reinhardt

  • Can pin multiple enemies at once, and bumped enemies are now pinned instead
  • Can now deploy his shield so he can swing
  • Shatter ignores terrain and barriers
  • Reinhardts Ultimate gives him now 2 Hammers temporarily which do 150 damage per swing
  • Reinhardt can now throw his hammer like a boomerang.
  • Flamestrike pins enemies
  • If Reinhardt firestrikes the ground, everything and everyone catches on fire except his own team.
  • shield has infinite health and is now a cube
  • Reinhardt is immune to CC.

Roadhog

  • Whole hog pulls enemies instead of knocking them away
  • Hook ignores barriers
  • Take a breather emits a green cloud that causes dot damage and makes enemies purple
  • Hook is targeted

Winston

  • 100 dps tesla cannon with double range
  • Tesla cannon slows, winston can also use tesla cannon in primal rage
  • Jump pack now knocks down all enemies hit
  • Primal Rage lasts indefinitly
  • Winston’s bubble resets upon being destroyed.
  • Winston actually realize his true nature and win just by returning to his jungle and living happily there.
  • Bubble health now matches Reinhardt shield, 2000HP. His rocket boosters now act as a jetpack like Pharah’s, allowing him to fly in mid-air.
  • Bubble has infinite duration, Absorbs 2000 damage, Tesla deals 100dps, Leap cooldown decreased to 0
  • Winston’s primary now has a range of 20 meters with 100 dps and every hit from Primal rage explodes for 200 damage

Wrecking Ball

  • Grapple claw charge does 1000 damage
  • Grapple claw charge also causes enemies to fall through the map
  • Hook no cooldown, mines follow enemies
  • Grapple claw charge insta kills enemies
  • Every time Wrecking ball slams into the ground he does 150 dmg and stuns everybody affected for 2 secs. Hammond has 10 more mines that he can deploy in his ult.
  • Piledriver is now realistic, and will instakill any 200hp hero it lands on.
  • Hammond ultimate is now himself getting transformed into a giant mechanized hamster, size of a building.
  • His ulti deploys poisonous gas explosives that causes dizziness and vomiting in nearby enemies
  • Tether now attaches to people.
  • Pile Driver no longer has a cool down nor a damage cap on its damage capability.

Zarya

  • Zarya can lift the cars in Oasis and throw them at players insta killing them if landed correctly
  • Zarya can bench more then you, so she throws a bench in the air whenever she says that voice line. Does 300 damage, and acts like earth shatter.
  • Zarya bubbles her entire team and whenever one of the enemies shoots the bubble it instantly gives her 100% Charge.
  • Graviton now has a 50meter radius and destroys map geography
  • Zarya can lift the payload and throw it to the end point

Ashe

  • Bob’s guns upgraded to bastion’s minigun, can target up to two enemies, BoB has 50% lifesteal
  • Dynamite DoT increased to 1000 damage over 2 seconds
  • Rides bob like a horse, lassoes enemies which he tramples
  • Dynamite does 150 damage with initial explosion
  • Dynamite blast radius increased to D’va nerf range
  • Bob is now able to chase down the enemies instead of standing still
  • B.O.B has infinite health, and never despawns unless Ashe uses her ult again.
  • Where Ashe walks, it leaves a trail of burning ash. It deals 100 dps.
  • Dynamite can now be detonated with the interact key, and kills any hero with 250hp or more.
  • Bob can be rezzed.
  • Bob lasts forever, he can be rezzed and he’s immune to CC
  • BOB becomes a Buffed Outstanding BattleMercy and eliminates everyone on the enemy team by flying to them.

Bastion

  • Ironclad damage reduction increased to 100% (20%->100%)
  • Configuration: Tank now lets Bastion fly like mercy
  • Bastion can fly in sentry mode.
  • Bastion has the shield that he had in the Beta.
  • Bastion’s Tank Form never runs out.
  • turret mode now gives bast 3000 health and 500% damage done

Doomfist

  • Ultimate has infinite range(with sombra)
  • Seismic Slam one-shots enemies
  • No ability cooldowns and no shield limit
  • Voiced by Terry Crews
  • Doomfist’s hand cannon shoots actual cannon balls.
  • Seismic slam always deals 125 damage, Uppercut deals 75 damage, Primary reloads every 0.3 seconds
  • He can now grab enemies into a stunlock with interact, and use them as a bodyshield.

Genji

  • Dash damage increased to 1000, cooldown reduced to 0.
  • Genji deflects all the time(can still use everything normally)
  • Deflect hitbox reverted
  • Genji’s shurikans now instalock targets and can hit through walls. Dragonblade does 500% damage.
  • Extra Genji ability: Genji can now hear people pooping themselves from 800m away
  • Triple jump and deflect lasts 4 seconds with a 3 sec CD
  • Swift Strike insta kills everyone including Tanks.
  • Every healing source within 20m automatically heals Genji (ally / enemy / health packs)

Hanzo

  • New ability: summons a tiny dragon that he controls after firing based on where he’s aiming(laser tracking?)
  • Hanzo arrows are hitscan, dragons track enemies.
  • Storm arrows are scatter arrows
  • Primary fire is also scatter arrows
  • When Hanzo leaps he becomes Invincible.
  • Hanzo now shoots actual tree logs

Junkrat

  • Grenades never explode until contacting an enemy
  • Grenades projectile size increased by 50%, infinite clip size
  • Concussion mine limit increased to 10, additionally they stun enemies
  • Grenades are faster, and mines have no falloff
  • Junkrat has 10 mines can set as many traps as he wants and does 100 damage
  • rip tire as primary

Mccree

  • Unkillable during ultimate, pierces shields and charges instantly
  • Invisible during ultimate
  • Flashbang now blinds and deafens enemies in the most annoying way
  • Rolling onto a enemy now crushes them for 300 damage.
  • Now rides a horse, for double the movement speed.
  • McCree’s headshot damage goes up to 300 per headshot and 250 per body shot.

Mei

  • Mei’s endothermic blaster does 200 dps
  • Blizzard has infinite range
  • Ice wall stays up indefinitely unless it is destroyed
  • Frozen enemies don’t unfreeze
  • Whenever you look directly into Mei’s eyes, you’re possessed and begin killing your own team.
  • Mei freezes heroes 100% faster (twice as fast), and her alternate fire will instantly freeze enemies. Also, her Ultimate (Blizzard) Will freeze enemies 200% faster (three times as fast), and do 300 damage over its whole duration.
  • Ice walls are indefinite until Mei puts it down and will not break from damage.
  • Freezing also causes hypothermia, which in turn causes a hero to immediately die, no matter the HP.
  • When Mei uses her ult and says “Freeze don’t move”, the blizzard covers the entire map, she then uses her secondary fire to snipe everyone in one kill through the entire map allowing the ice to bounce off buildings and walls. this includes the spawn rooms.

Pharah

  • Rocket damage increased to 200, infinite fuel
  • Can cancel Rocket Barrage
  • Pharah now instant kills Widowmaker Soldier and Hanzo
  • Pharah missed shots now put a torbjorn turret
  • Pharah’s ult is now her saying a bad pun. This pun is “YOU ARE ALL NOW PHARAH WAY”. This causes the enemy to rage quit and run off the map, involuntarily.

Reaper

  • Ultimate has infinite range
  • Remove spread and fall off damage
  • Shadowstep is instant and full heals him
  • Reaper’s ult draws players in like a black hole
  • Easy, Death Blossom has unlimited range and goes through walls.
  • Shadow Step now grants invulnerability for the duration and kills anyone who can hear the Voiceline that follows.
  • When death blossom is activated, Reaper is invincible, he spins extremely fast

Soldier76

  • Ultimate now headshots
  • Ultimate now fires rockets instead of bullets
  • Tactical Visor one shots everyone
  • Sprint is his default walk speed, unaffected by hack and Helix rockets are on a 1 second cooldown

Sombra

  • Emp additionally stuns
  • Hack additionally stuns for 5 second, gun damage increased by 50%
  • Emp has infinite range(with doomfist)
  • Emp additionally disconnects all enemies hit from the game
  • Sombra can now hack Soldiers tactical visor instantly Canceling it.
  • Hack enables friendly fire and shows ability cooldowns on the enemy.
    You can also hack your teammate so they have shorter cooldowns.
  • Sombra hack now can’t be interrupted, has no cooldown, and can be used through walls
  • can hack, shoot and use EMP while stealthed
  • Shooting, Abilities, etc don’t break invis

Symmettra

  • Sym gets a full charge to her beam anytime someone melts in her turrets.
  • Allies gain 150 shields when ultimate is used, lock-on readded to beam
  • 30 sentry carrying and placement limit, damage increases for every enemy targeted
  • Sentries now snare
  • Symmetra now has 6 turrets like in 2.0 but they d the damage they do now
  • turrets now cause you to stop moving completely unless healed by mercy within a 5 ft radius.
  • Sym gets a full charge to her beam anytime someone melts in her turrets.
  • Symmetra sends the entire map through her portal into a very strange and frankly, scary place.
  • No Turret cooldown, Symmetra’s primary starts at max charge, Symmetra can build her ultimate while her current ultimate was active., Teleporter lasts 15 seconds.

Torbjorn

  • Turret has 2000 hp
  • Enemies killed by Turret become another Torbjorn turret
  • Primary fire rivets replaced with molten pools
  • Torb’s shots are targeted
  • Whenever Torbjorn throws a Turret it instantly becomes Level 3
  • MOlten core removes brigitte from the game

Tracer

  • Recall gives 150 shields
  • Blinks have no cd
  • Blink has 10 charges
  • Tracer has infinite blinks and has no cooldown on recall.
  • Recall now literally recalls the time.
  • Blink is a teleport instead of zipping.
  • Tracer can blink upwards.

Widow

  • Ultimate also is a headshots only tactical visor
  • Widowmaker’s Venom Mine can now be transferred from enemy to enemy like a disease, doing up to 600 damage to each player it infects.
  • Shooting the feet of enemies counts as headshots
  • Widowmaker has sombra’s permanent invisibility
  • When her ult is activated she now has a aimbot
  • Hook has no cooldown
  • Widowmaker’s ultimate summons spiders that climb on the enemy and make them blind. They do 50DPS. You can also still see people through walls.
  • Charge time for scoped shot removed, all shots now do 120 damage, Headshot multiplier increased from 2.5 to 4, Scoped RoF changed to 2 shots/second
  • Widowmaker now has Soldiers ultimate…but it can headshot
  • Grapple now has a 4 second CD

Ana

  • Biotic-nade applies a Dot that does 50 damage per second(indefinitely?)
  • Biotic-rifle clip size increased to 25, fire rate increased to 9 shots per second
  • Nano-boost now is a projectile that penetrates allies, boosting every ally it passes through.
  • Nano-boost grants 100% damage reduction and spread through the team on contact
  • Ana’s voice lines put people to sleep if you say them four times in a row.
  • Sleep dart is targeted
  • Ana’s sleep dart affects the player in real life.
  • Bio-nade and Sleep Dart are now hitscan, and energy-based which grants them the ability to travel through barriers.
  • Ana steal’s her daughter’s jetpack

Brigette

  • Shield Bash cd reduced to 5 seconds
  • Shield Bash cd reduced to 1 second
  • Flailing a hero now flings them into space, creating the new moon colony.
  • All nerfs reverted + 2000 hp barrier
  • Primary fire causes enemies to involuntarily uninstall
  • Reverted to release version
  • Brigette flail is now hitscan. Healing aura is now 50 meters and goes through walls. Sheld area increased 1000%.

Lucio

  • 50 m aura range, no LoS check
  • Drop the Beat is on a 5 second cd and applies amplified speed boost.
  • Weapon is hitscan
  • 100m Aura range, both healing and speed active always
  • Lucio can Still Heal and Speed Boost when hes hacked by Sombra.
  • Dropping the beat also stuns any enemies within range.
  • Not only does Sound Barrier give shields but it also gives Armor
  • Lucio transforms into the Luciocopter and can now heal from above

Mercy

  • Can always fly
  • Resurrect now can revive multiple people
  • Mercy now heals + damage boosts all allies with chain beams
  • New Passive: Friendly hp can’t drop below 1.
  • Quick Melee OHKO
  • Leniency beam latches onto every teamate when activated, And unless one of the beams is broken, She is immortal.
  • Mercy’s Valkyrie now become Passive ability and have 100% up time
  • Mercy’s staff can now target enemies to damage them for 50hp/s or slow them+reduce damage for 30%. Works with valkyrie
  • When Mercy is flying, she flaps her wings and it creates a tornado that carries enemies off the map. No one can escape the tornado.
  • Mercy’s gun is now hitscan, and rez is on a 15 sec CD and Valk resets it.
  • Mercy now can instant rez and has 6 charges with no cooldown
  • Mass Rez is back with immunity for 10 seconds.

Moira

  • Biotic Grasp can now target multiple enemies and pierces through barriers, scaling in power the more enemies are grasped.
    Also, she can finally use both friggin’ hands at once.
  • Orbs last until fully depleted
  • Orbs have no cool down
  • Biotic Orbs last indefinitely until they bounce out of the map boundaries
  • Her e gives her temporary aim bot.
  • Moira has no resource meter for healing.
  • Moiras ult one shots like in her trailer
  • Moira is now an invisible virus that heal allies all the time and kill ennemies with a plague
  • Moira’s healing also does damage to enemies, and also blinds them by making their screens yellow.

Zenyatta

  • Discord causes +200% damage taken
  • Transcendance additionally grants shields, damage boost, armor with an infinite duration
  • Orb of harmony heals 100 hps and discord deals 500% dmg
  • Infinite duration Transcendance
  • Zen transforms into dekard cain and puts the entire enemy team to sleep
  • Zenyatta can now turn into a butterfly.

Training Bot

  • The Training Bot in the practice range is now a playable hero and he is the most overpowered character of them all.
  • No longer says hi back (rude :frowning: )

Echo

  • Shift will allow her to fly faster horizontally than Pharah, at the speed of Doomfist’s Rocket Punch.
  • switches voices with athena so that you get really screwed up when you hear the countdown and stuff

Maximillian

  • Actually exists

B.O.B

  • B.O.B does something. Huge buff, I know right? No really, he can now fly if you call him while jumping!
  • bob no longer has a despawn time, he will remain alive until killed.
  • Bob gives Ashe a piggyback so she can catchup with Mcree on his horse

Jeff

  • When anything touches Jeff, whether it’s a bullet or physically, the attacker immediately dies.

Geoff

  • Geoff designs a hero that IS the map… gl y’all

Payload

  • The payload is Will Ferrell

Michael Chu

  • ???

One Punch Man

  • Gets a complete second season where he punches himself into another dimension.

Spectator

  • When you spectate in first person, you take control of the hero. When you spectate in third person, you can spawn in whatever you’d like around the hero (incoming firestrikes, dva bombs, nanoboost, etc). When you map spectate, you can press tab to raise and lower player’s ult percentage and click on their icons to kill them instantly.

Thanos

  • Snap causes 100% people on earth killed instead of just 50%

2cp maps

  • 13 cp is now a thing

Eichenwalde

  • becomes a moba with minions wrecking havoc

The rock in Hanamura

  • Is now movable cover, that works like a barrier.

Temple of Anubis - The Map

  • The statues shoot laser beams from their eyes at both teams that deal 100 damage a second. Each eye can target a different player.

Ilios

  • Ilios is victim of a tsunami and the map win every match

the busan downtown map

  • The 4 meka base mechs are now ai-controlled and hostile to all players. They can capture the point, and respawn when killed

Hero 30

  • They will have all of their abilities go through shields, as well as have an ult that simply disconnects the entire enemy team from the game

The security guard from the reveal trailer

  • He has the power of God and anime on his side anyone who tries to hurt him dies
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Junkrat’s bombs gain 50 damage per bounce.

Bastion

Bastion’s ULT now casts immediately and auto-targets as hitscan instead of projectiles.

Sombra

Hack is now permanent. It lasts the entire match

Tracer

Infinite Blinks with no cooldown

Mei.

Freeze is now permanent until death. Icicles are now hitscan.

Reinhardt.

Ult shatters entire map, every hero falls down and stays down until you are dead.

Widowmaker

Don’t have to charge shots anymore.

Zenyatta

No line of sight required for the orbs.

Wrecking Ball

Actually good in game

Mei

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A frozen hero has a 50% to be encased in ice with the only way to escape is by their team chipping away at the ice.

Zarya

Gravition Surge now gulps enemies in the black hole removing their hero from the Map.

Symmetra

Her turrets now have 100 health each, her primary is buffed to increase charge speed by 200%, and her tele ability is reverted to be able to make a tele from spawn directly to the point.

Sombra.

Sombra can now shoot while being invsible, the direction from where she’s shooting is also disguised.

Soldier 76

soldiers tac visor is unlimited

mei

Mei now freezes people instantly

Sym

Infinte teleporter placement range

Replaced turrets with summonable nukes that do 1000dmg in a 150m AOE to all players in game.

Ashe

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When she yells “Bob do something” he hands everyone on both teams a meal to sit down and eat and have a friendly conversation to make peace between the teams.

Mercy