Low bronze is a prison and a nightmare but there are worse ones to be stuck in.
…I assume. I don’t know, I’ve kind of always been here excluding my first season if I wasn’t playing Lucioball.
However I did manage to pull my Tank and Support ratings back up above 1000 SR from horrible sub-1000 levels through solo-Q even with the godawful handicap that is my janky 6yo laptop.
The secrets:
-Literally do not expect help from your team to do anything. Assume you have to do every job yourself. That doesn’t necessarily mean carry (unless you are a smurf, there is no carrying here) so much as just play smarter, not harder, and enable these dummies with what amounts to secret handholding. Read the killfeed, note what kills you or frequently kills others on your team, then form a vendetta against that particular player and seek to ruin their life the entire rest of the match.
Especially Mei/Hanzo/Reaper/Widow. Your team will not notice or deal with them, or at least not in a timely manner. This is part of why I advocate playing support even if you are a DPS main, you will hone very good ‘take cover’ instincts (or as I call it, the predator/prey or ‘earthquake’ instinct that something bad is about to happen).
-Look at your hero winrates. Do not play anyone you don’t have a 50% rate or better, even if you are arguably good at them. Because your team will not capitalize on what they’re actually useful for.
-Higher DPS output and survivability. Your team will not be able to hit the broad side of a Roadhog, your team will not peel for you regardless of role, so find yourself something that can either take a lot of punishment or at least escape it.
-Make note of how your teammates play. If you know someone is dumber than a sack of hammers (i.e. I had a DPS duo who constantly solo-flanked, dying to a Symm turret nest demanding heals when both I and the Moira had to explain to them “we can’t heal when we’re dead” as the enemy’s Winston just turned us into fricassee every time we tried to push - met with the response of “then don’t die!”), I cannot stress enough how much you should use avoid as teammate cycles and/or block functions if need be to keep them away from you. You can enable some stupid, like the suicdal charging Rein getting into duels with the other team’s Rein, but you cannot enable all of it.
(Also, report blatant throwers, like the battle Mercies and DPS Moiras who think they can just use the queue to pew-pew instead of, you know, their jobs. The latter can sometimes just be bad Moiras but I have seen a serious uptick in the former lately where the Mercy just pulls out pistol and refuses to do any healing or rezzing whatsoever.)
-And an unusual one: use LFG. Not to find an actual group (though sonetimes you will find those rare ones with an ounce of competency), but to report other ones. Every deranker group, every admitted smurf and their partner/stack, report, report, report. I don’t care how futile you think it is. Report anyway. You don’t get rid of cockroaches by rolling over like dogs, you stomp the little f*ckers out.
I probably still won’t see silver again for a long time. Comp is a thankless job. But climbing, while just as thankless, is possible.
And hey. Lootboxes and comp points, at least. Just got my third gold gun for Symm.
Merry Christmas, queen, if the devs won’t love you then I will.