He smokes and drinks!
How is he not dead from turbo-cancer?
/s
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Fact #1: McCree had a thrombosis to his arm and he had to cut it; that’s why his arm is robotic!
Fact #2: He’s always drunk, That’s why he miss half of his flashbangs!
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oooohhh, that explains it, thats why i got kicked for inactivity while actively trying to get a hit, it’s not my aim, it’s because hes drunk!! 
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And you know the how your aim randomly jitters? It’s because he’s coughing from the smoking.
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During high noon, he rises his arm to check time… but he has no clock!!!
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thats why hes doing it all the time, he’s bloody lost!!
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It’s distant future. Cancer is cured already so people have finally time to shoot robots
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He is not dead because heroes never die
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He doesn’t listen to Dr. Ziegler’s warnings too, smh…
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Your username and post is just perfect.
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He’s a poor hero though. He needs to be a better role model to the kids.
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I mean, he mooches train rides from people!
I’m fairly certain he’s also murdered a few people on that train.
Haha yeah. He totally needs to stay family friendly when killing people.
Bruh the game is “allowed” from 16 on anyway
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Advanced medical technology. there is probably an anti cancer pill. Or maybe the anti cancer medicine is like a chemical you burn and inhale. His cigars might be anti cancer medicine with a tobacco taste.
This cowboy truly disgusts me!
His cigarette breath is the only thing keeping Hanzos tongue away, it’s for self protection
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He’s a future cowboy…he’s immortal
From what I can tell it’s also keeping away a cancer-free lung.
You missed the joke i think.
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Since you can get shot in the head multiple times and fixed in a second, I’m surprised anyone dies in the overwatch universe