If TF2 is a hat simulator then Overwatch should be a shoe simulator.
There will be shoe crates that you have to open with shoe keys and a shoe economy where people go to trading servers to trade shoes. Some shoes will have unique particle variants that will make them more expensive. You can color the shoes with shoe paint but you can’t rename your shoes because that would be silly and people would put naughty names on their shoes.
This is oppression against Sigma mains.
This … can only end badly.
Peace was never an option
Sigma can get bejeweled toe rings.
…you have my attention.
Bro I’m gonna be 
I’m tryin to make heroes be barefoot, not have more shoe options 
I mean, picture it. Silver toe rings with ruby jewels. Platinum toe rings with dazzling LED lights. Tungsten steel toe rings encrusted with diamonds!
Throw in some sparkly space nail polish and you’ll have us on board.
Every hero gets a skin without shoes.
This is a declaration of war.