Literally the first sentence is already wrong.
I’ve been nanoboosted so many times as Mercy.
I remember that game when the Ana specifically waited for MY ultimate to be available and then boosted me.
At one point, you have to acknowledge that Battle Mercy is the way.
I’ve done that. I’ve also ignored healing safe teammates right in front of me to right click someone to death. They’re fine for a sec but they might not feel that way in the moment lol hopefully they see what I did was worth it though.
This is how they should treat footsteps in invis too. Not just make it completely noiseless. But intermittent.
Physically impossible.
I don’t wave to anyone.
That’s fine, I got a duo support main.
Literally never had that outside of when tele was an ult. It’s always tele at the start of a round, if that.
Unranked mustard rice. Also, maybe I just don’t want to have to deal with Bastion or Pharah as Rein?
Using LW pull after your teammate lands an ultimate 
People shooting Zarya’s bubble and feeding her damage.
(I MUST KEEP SHOOTING IT!)
Staying perfectly still while the enemy widow is preparing her next shot.
(Draxx has nothing on me.)
Pressing crouch so the generic hanzo always gets headshots on you.
(In the eye please!)
Trying to socialize in Overwatch.
(Hello darkness, my old friend. . .)
Telling a Sombra main to not main sombra.
(IM NOT THE PROBLEM, EVERYONE ELSE AND THE STATE OF THE GAME AND IM HORMONAL AND CAKES ARE GOING EXTINCT!)
Letting the enemy team win after one of their team members leaves the match.
(No.)
Trying to give anyone any type of positive advice.
(Am i ,a joke to you??)
Trying to appeal for an unjust or just plain silly ban motive.
(Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same bloody thing… over and over again expecting… crap to change…)