[April Fools] WIP very serious patch notes – Draft

Some of these look fun and like they may have been seriously considered for balance (i.e. Widow, Doomfist, etc.)

While others are…dear God no (i.e. Wrecking Ball, Tracer, Ana).

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Let me know if you find one :0

These changes are incredible… but WHERE IS ZARYA???

Edit: never mind, she’s in the patch notes in-game. Graviton Surge moves towards her after deploying, and the self-knockback on her secondary fire scales with energy level.

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Nope. Just an arcade mode.

Inconspicuous

After testing… the Mercy projectile speed change is fine. Its not so broken as people think. Fast, but not too fast.

I still would wish that the widow changes would stay…

Lol, should kick off some conversations for later

Remember, no Russian.

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It could even be brought down to 2 seconds or 1,5. Just not instant and that something could counter it. Either that, or a complete widow rework. One-Shots have no place in 5v5 (at least for mobile DPS).

I’m just happy the devs are missing the concepts of Widow and “Counterplay”.

Some of these are definitely PvE talents, like Winston’s bubble moving with him.

I hope they aren’t seriously considering the Widow one to appease people complaining about her. After one match it was clear that the DoT is not nearly as satisfying to get an elim with.

Feels like the game design equivalent of a placebo, not changing the end results much at all.

Just makes her feel worse to play.

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Grey you had me panicking about Zarya.

You forgot her. Quick everyone crucify grey.

It actually just wasn’t there when I copied it. Added it back in.

Yooooooooooooo - Moira actually yells KAMEHAMEHA for her ult!

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hanzo has me cracking up with his ult “who’s a good dragon, who’s a good dragon”

The Ana headshot one (rabidly foams at the mouth) give it to meeeeeeee.

The genji ‘I need healing’ heal spam gave me a good chuckle. As did the snark over the damage role passive.

The reaper one sounds like it needs to be legit (honestly, the guy is as stealthy as a foghorn)

The wrecking ball homing mines sound like the stuff of nightmares though XD

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Well, I always thought Dva should do damage with the lasers from dm lol

30 damage is crazy good

15 if we were to keep it :smiling_imp:

dam moira with the support role passive will be crazy as a flanker… cant wait

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Ok its going to be wild night