Anytime I look at female overwatch characters I get envious

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Now this isn’t a complaint thread. More of just a “I need to vent somewhere” thread.

Any time I see cute art of Sombra or Mercy or Tracer or any female character in overwatch I think “I wanna look just like them. They are huge transition goals” and I get a little sad because I was born with this man body.

Sorry for the vent and wasting your time. Just wanna post it somewhere to get it off my chest.

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I wish I had the body of Junkrat, all tall and slender, with the face of Hanzo coz eyebrows and nose <3 with soldiers luscious blonde hair

A boy can dream xd

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I too wish I had gains like Zarya.

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I have the same feeling about Ominics in the game.

I want to float like Zenyatta.

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I just wish I was as cool as Reinhardt :rofl:

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Overwatch heroes in SFM look like soulless lumps of play-doh

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Don’t let it get to you. These are just characters. If you really want to look like them then go ahead, the technology to do so exists as far as I can tell.

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Thank you! The one post that helped! :smiley:

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I want to look like torb. Is there technology that can turn me into a dwarf?

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there probably is lol

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Chop your legs off at the knees, will take you down 18 inches!

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Just one question though, is this tied to Overwatch only? O.o because you shouldn’t have as a goal to look like fictional characters… they aren’t real no matter how much closer to reality they were intended to be

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Its more like I wanna look like a woman. Sorry for the lack of clarification

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You think that’s bad? Try playing LOL lmao.

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I want to look just like bastion.

That is what peak performance looks like

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What do you mean by that?

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hugs did that help?

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Literally every female in lol iş hyper sexualized and has the same hourglass body. Except the cat/dog creature yordles and illaoi. And it has 140 something characters.

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Thank you Alexis! :3 you’re very sweet

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That got me checking the tubes for “Dorf on Golf”.