SOLUTION: No objective modes only
In the workshop settings, set:
Event: Ongoing Global
Conditions: Is Game In Progress == True
Value: Is game in progress
Value: ==
Value: True
Actions: All Players(All Teams).A += Is On Objective(All Players(All Teams))
Action: Modify player variable
Player, Team, Team: All players, Team, All
Variable: A (I don’t think matters)
Operation: Add
Value: Is on objective
Player, Team, Team: All players, Team, All
This basically constantly tells the game every player is on the (nonexistent) objective, and prevents anyone from timing out (Ever seen the TikTok of the mercy afk in the bushes? Hilarious). A similar version could be made for objective game modes, but it’d be harder and I just needed a Moira target practice game mode