Anytime friend! And I’m too sure he’ll like it
And if you wanna read the invisible text, then you click on reply and then the chat bubble icon next to B(old) up there so you don’t have to wait for the inevitable “ExPoSeD” response.
To be fair, I’m pretty sure I’ve also seen Jeff put in “20 chars” too…
Because its only 2 characters you have to add and it looks better
You have to type “-” 2 times. So:
< ! - - XXX - - >
If you only use letters and nothing else you can also only use “<” and “>”
You can also just write “<” and “>” if you only use letters
He has…
Once again the filter is intended to keep users from spamming the forums.
that is true but its more fun to put 20 characters needed or whatever the message is in
:o
< randomtextthathasnomeaning > also works (remove the space)
Because that stops people.
You can also use backticks (These things ` | Often on the Tilde ~ key.) to reveal code in most situations.
For example, I could format:
PANCAKES WILL RULE THE WORLD
BUT, if I wrap the HTML and the phrase in backticks…
<h1>PANCAKES WILL RULE THE WORLD</h1>
It simply shows as monospace/plain text, ignoring the formatting code. Makes it look much more elegant.
The best way to insure invisible text is threw the HTML comments. (<!--[Text goes here]-->
) Removes the restrictions with punctuation and special characters.
Surprise, surprise.
<Like this I hope so->
<Inb4 theworkshopr screams exposed at us>
Minecraft Song that Fareeha hid.
`<!--I used to rule the world Chunks would load when I gave the word, Now every night I go stow away, Hide from the mobs I used to slay,They once were terrified,
Every time I looked into their eyes,
Villagers would cheer my way,
For a hero I was, that’s what they’d say,One minute we had it all,
Next our world, began to fall,
Away from all that it had once become,
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb,(CHORUS)
I gaze off into the boundless skyline,
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine,
Turn around, pick up my sword, and weild,
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yeild,
And hope one day that this chaos and,
Destruction turn for the better,
Never a bow, in hand,
That was when I ruled the land,It was the creepers and the skeletons,
Blew down the doors and boxed us in,
Arrows whizzing like streaks of light,
I tried all that I could to stand and fight,As the undead roamed the street,
Families broken at my feet,
Life itself suspended by a thread,
Why was it that I wasn’t dead,(CHORUS)
I gaze off into the boundless skyline,
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine,
Turn around, pick up my sword, and weild,
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yeild,
If this battle should leave me slain,
I know Herobrine will call my name,
Better to take a stand,
That was when I ruled the land,I gaze off into the boundless skyline,
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine,
Turn around, pick up my sword, and weild,
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yeild,
If this battle should leave me slain,
I know Herobrine will call my name,
Better to take a stand,
That was when I ruled the land–>`
<its not that hard to get around yknow>
<ididthisbeforebutforgothowitworks>
Oh cool I did it!
<According to all known laws of aviation there is no way a Mercy should be able to fly-Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground-The Mercy of course flies anyway because Mercies dont care what Hanzo mains think is impossible-Yellow black-Yellow black-Yellow black-Yellow black-Ooh black and yellow-Lets shake it up a little-Mercy-Breakfast is ready-Coming-Hang on a second-Hello-Mercy-Adam-Can you believe this is happening-I cant-I will pick you up-Looking sharp-Use the stairs-Your father paid good money for those-Sorry-im excited-Heres the graduate-We are very proud of you-son-A perfect report card-all Bs-Very proud-Ma-I got a thing going here-You got lint on your fuzz-Ow-That is me-Wave to us-We will be in row one hundred and eighteenth thousand-Bye-Mercy I told you stop flying in the house-Hey Adam-Hey Mercy-Is that fuzz gel-A little-Special day graduation-Never thought I would make it-Three days grade school three days high school-Those were awkward-Three days college-I am glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive-You did come back different-Hi Mercy-Artie growing a mustache-Looks good-Hear about Frankie-Yeah-You going-to the funeral-No I am not going-Everybody knows sting someone you die-Do not waste it on a squirrel-Such a hothead-I guess he could have just gotten out of the way-I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day-That is why we do not need vacations-Boy quite a bit of pomp-under the circumstances-Well Adam today we are men-We are-Mercy-men-Amen-Hallelujah-Students faculty distinguished Mercies please welcome Dean Buzzwell-Welcome New Hive City graduating class of nine-fifteen-That concludes our ceremonies-And begins your career at Healex Industries-Will we pick our job today-I heard it is just orientation-Heads up-Here we go-Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times-Wonder what it will be like-A little scary-Welcome to Healex a division of Healesco and a part of the Healagon Group-This is it-Wow-Wow-We know that you as a Mercy have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life-Healing begins when our valiant Caduceus Jocks bring the nectar to the hive-Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as-Healing-That girl was hot-She is my cousin-She is-Yes we are all cousins-Right-You are right-At Healex we constantly strive to improve every aspect of Mercy existence-These Mercies are stress-testing a new helmet technology-What do you think he makes-Not enough-Here we have our latest advancement the Krelman-What does that do-Catches that little strand of healing that hangs after you pour it-Saves us millions-Can anyone work on the Krelman-Of course-Most Mercy jobs are small ones-But Mercies know that every small job if it is done well means a lot-But choose carefully because you will stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life-The same job the rest of your life-I did not know that-What is the difference-You will be happy to know that Mercies as a species have not had one day off in twenty seven million years-So you will just work us to death-We will sure try-Wow-That blew my mind-What is the difference-How can you say that-One job forever-That is an insane choice to have to make-I am relieved-Now we only have to make one decision in life-But Adam how could they never have told us that-Why would you question anything-We are Mercies-We are the most perfectly functioning society on Earth-You ever think maybe things work a little too well here-Like what-Give me one example-I do not know-But you know what I am talking about-Please clear the gate-Royal Nectar Force on approach-Wait a second-Check it out-Hey those are Caduceus Jocks-Wow-I have never seen them this close-They know what it is like outside the hive-Yeah but some do not come back-Hey Jocks-Hi Jocks-You guys did great-You are monsters-You are sky freaks-I love it-I love it-I wonder where they were-I do not know-Their day is not planned-Outside the hive flying who knows where doing who knows what-You cannot just decide to be a Caduceus Jock-You have to be bred for that-Right-Look-That is more Caduceus than you and I will see in a lifetime-It is just a status symbol-Mercies make too much of it-Perhaps-Unless you are wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it-Those ladies-Are not they our cousins too-Distant-Distant-Look at these two-Couple of Hive Harrys-Let us have fun with them-It must be dangerous being a Caduceus Jock-Yeah-Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom-He had a paw on my throat and with the other he was slapping me-Oh my-I never thought I would knock him out-What were you doing during this-Trying to alert the authorities-I can autograph that-A little gusty out there today was not it comrades-Yeah-Gusty-We are hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow-Six miles huh-Mercy-A puddle jump for us but maybe you are not up for it-Maybe I am-You are not-We are going nine hundred at J-Gate-What do you think buzzy-boy-Are you Mercy enough-I might be-It all depends on what nine hundred means-Hey Healex-Dad you surprised me-You decide what you are interested in-Well there is a lot of choices-But you only get one-Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day-Son let me tell you about stirring-You grab that stick and you just move it around and you stir it around-You get yourself into a rhythm-It is a beautiful thing-You know Dad the more I think about it maybe the healing field just is not right for me-You were thinking of what making balloon animals-That is a bad job for a guy with a stinger-Janet your son is not sure he wants to go into healing-Mercy you are so funny sometimes-I am not trying to be funny-You are not funny-You are going into healing-Our son the stirrer-You are gonna be a stirrer-No one is listening to me-Wait till you see the sticks I have-I could say anything right now-I am gonna get an ant tattoo-Let us open some healing and celebrate-Maybe I will pierce my thorax-Shave my antennae-Shack up with a grasshopper-Get a gold tooth and call everybody-dawg-I am so proud-We are starting work today-Today is the day-Come on-All the good jobs will be gone-Yeah right-Caduceus counting stunt Mercy pouring stirrer front desk hair removal-Is it still available-Hang on-Two left-One of them is yours-Congratulations-Step to the side-What did you get-Picking crud out-Stellar-Wow-Couple of newbies-Yes sir-Our first day-We are ready-Make your choice-You want to go first-No you go-Oh my-What is available-Restroom attendants open not for the reason you think-Any chance of getting the Krelman-Sure you are on-I am sorry the Krelman just closed out-Wax monkey is always open-The Krelman opened up again-What happened-A Mercy died-Makes an opening-See-He is dead-Another dead one-Deady-Deadified-Two more dead-Dead from the neck up-Dead from the neck down-That is life-Oh this is so hard-Heating cooling stunt Mercy pourer stirrer humming inspector number seven lint coordinator stripe supervisor mite wrangler-Mercy what do you think I should-Mercy-Mercy-All right we have got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine-What happened to you-Where are you-I am going out-Out-Out where-Out there-Oh no-I have to before I go to work for the rest of my life-You are gonna die-You are crazy-Hello-Another call coming in-If anyones feeling brave there is a Korean deli on eighty third that gets their roses today-Hey guys-Look at that-Is not that the kid we saw yesterday-Hold it son flight decks restricted-It is OK Lou-We are gonna take him up-Really-Feeling lucky are you-Sign here here-Just initial that-Thank you-OK-You got a rain advisory today and as you all know Mercies cannot fly in rain-So be careful-As always watch your brooms hockey sticks dogs birds bears and bats-Also I got a couple of reports of root Mercyr being poured on us-Murphys in a home because of it babbling like a cicada-That is awful-And a reminder for you rookies Mercy law number one absolutely no talking to Hanzo mains-All right launch positions-Buzz buzz buzz buzz-Buzz buzz buzz buzz-Buzz buzz buzz buzz-Black and yellow-Hello-You ready for this hot shot-Yeah-Yeah bring it on-Wind check-Antennae check-Nectar pack check-Wings check-Stinger check-Scared out of my shorts check-OK ladies let us move it out-Pound those petunias you striped stem-suckers-All of you drain those flowers-Wow-I am out-I cannot believe I am out-So blue-I feel so fast and free-Box kite-Wow-Flowers-This is Blue Leader-We have roses visual-Bring it around thirty degrees and hold-Roses-thirty degrees roger-Bringing it around-Stand to the side kid-It is got a bit of a kick-That is one nectar collector-Ever see pollination up close-No sir-I pick up some Caduceus here sprinkle it over here-Maybe a dash over there a pinch on that one-See that-It is a little bit of magic-That is amazing-Why do we do that-That is Caduceus power-More Caduceus more flowers more nectar more healing for us-Oool-I am picking up a lot of bright yellow-Could be daisies-Do not we need those-Oopy that visual-Wait-One of these flowers seems to be on the move-Say again-You are reporting a moving flower-Affirmative-That was on the line-This is the coolest-What is it-I do not know but I am loving this color-It smells good-Not like a flower but I like it-Yeah fuzzy-Chemical-y-Careful guys-It is a little grabby-My sweet lord of Mercies-Candy-brain get off there-Problem-Guys-This could be bad-Affirmative-Very close-Gonna hurt-Mamas little boy-You are way out of position rookie-Ooming in at you like a missile-Help me-I do not think these are flowers-Should we tell him-I think he knows-What is this-Match point-You can start packing up healing because you are about to eat it-Yowser-Gross-There is a Mercy in the car-Do something-I am driving-Hi Mercy-He is back here-He is going to sting me-Nobody move-If you do not move he will not sting you-Freeze-He blinked-Spray him Granny-What are you doing-Wow-the tension level out here is unbelievable-I gotta get home-Cannot fly in rain-Cannot fly in rain-Cannot fly in rain-Mayday-Mayday-Mercy going down-Ken could you close the window please-Ken could you close the window please-Check out my new resume-I made it into a fold-out brochure-You see-Folds out-Oh no-More Hanzo mains-I do not need this-What was that-Maybe this time-This time-This time-This time-This time-This-Drapes-That is diabolical-It is fantastic-It is got all my special skills even my top-ten favorite movies-What is number one-Star Wars-Nah I do not go for that-kind of stuff-No wonder we should not talk to them-They are out of their minds-When I leave a job interview they are flabbergasted cannot believe what I say-There is the sun-Maybe that is a way out-I do not remember the sun having a big seventy five on it-I predicted global warming-I could feel it getting hotter-At first I thought it was just me-Wait-Stop-Mercy-Stand back-These are winter boots-Wait-Do not kill him-You know I am allergic to them-This thing could kill me-Why does his life have less value than yours-Why does his life have any less value than mine-Is that your statement-I am just saying all life has value-You do not know what he is capable of feeling-My brochure-There you go little guy-I am not scared of him-It is an allergic thing-Put that on your resume brochure-My whole face could puff up-Make it one of your special skills-Knocking someone out is also a special skill-Right-Bye Vanessa-Thanks-Vanessa next week-Yogurt night-Sure Ken-You know whatever-You could put carob chips on there-Bye-Supposed to be less calories-Bye-I gotta say something-She saved my life-I gotta say something-Alright here it goes-Nah-What would I say-I could really get in trouble-It is a Mercy law-You are not supposed to talk to a human-I cannot believe I am doing this-I have got to-Oh I cannot do it-Come on-No-Yes-No-Do it-I cannot-How should I start it-You like jazz-No that is no good-Here she comes-Speak you fool-Hi-I am sorry-You are talking-Yes I know-You are talking-I am so sorry-No it is OK-It is fine-I know I am dreaming-But I do not recall going to bed-Well I am sure this is very disconcerting-This is a bit of a surprise to me-I mean you are a Mercy-I am-And I am not supposed to be doing this but they were all trying to kill me-And if it was not for you-I had to thank you-It is just how I was raised-That was a little weird-I am talking with a Mercy-Yeah-I am talking to a Mercy-And the Mercy is talking to me-I just want to say I am grateful-I will leave now-Wait-How did you learn to do that-What-The talking thing-Same way you did I guess-Mama Dada healing-You pick it up-That is very funny-Yeah-Mercies are funny-If we did not laugh we would cry with what we have to deal with-Anyway-Can I-get you something-Like what-I do not know-I mean-I do not know-Coffee-I do not want to put you out-It is no trouble-It takes two minutes-It is just coffee-I hate to impose-Do not be ridiculous-Actually I would love a cup-Hey you want rum cake-I should not-Have some-No I cannot-Come on-I am trying to lose a couple micrograms-Where-These stripes do not help-You look great-I do not know if you know anything about fashion-Are you alright-No-He is making the tie in the cab as they are flying up Madison-He finally gets there-He runs up the steps into the church-The wedding is on-And he says-Watermelon-I thought you said Guatemalan-Why would I marry a watermelon-Is that a Mercy joke-That is the kind of stuff we do-Yeah different-So what are you gonna do Mercy-About work-I do not know-I want to do my part for the hive but I cannot do it the way they want-I know how you feel-You do-Sure-My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor but I wanted to be a florist-Really-My only interest is flowers-Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan-Anyway if you look-There is my hive right there-See it-You are in Sheep Meadow-Yes-I am right off the Turtle Pond-No way-I know that area-I lost a toe ring there once-Why do girls put rings on their toes-Why not-It is like putting a hat on your knee-Maybe I will try that-You alright maam-Oh yeah-Fine-Just having two cups of coffee-Anyway this has Been great-Thanks for the coffee-Yeah it is no trouble-Sorry I could not finish it-If I did I would be up the rest of my life-Are you-Can I take a piece of this with me-Sure-Here have a crumb-Thanks-Yeah-All right-Well then-I guess I will see you around-Or not-OK Mercy-And thank you so much again-for before-Oh that-That was nothing-Well not nothing but-Anyway-This cannot possibly work-He is all set to go-We may as well try it-OK Dave pull the chute-Sounds amazing-It was amazing-It was the scariest happiest moment of my life-Hanzo mains-I cannot believe you were with Hanzo mains-Giant scary Hanzo mains-What were they like-Huge and crazy-They talk crazy-They eat crazy giant things-They drive crazy-Do they try and kill you like on TV-Some of them-But some of them do not-How did you get back-Poodle-You did it and I am glad-You saw whatever you wanted to see-You had your-experience-Now you can pick out your job and be normal-Well-Well-Well I met someone-You did-Was she Mercy-ish-A wasp-Your parents will kill you-No no no not a wasp-Spider-I am not attracted to spiders-I know it is the hottest thing with the eight legs and all-I cannot get by that face-So who is she-She is-human-No no-That is a Mercy law-You would not break a Mercy law-Her names Vanessa-Oh boy-She is so nice-And she is a florist-Oh no-You are dating a human florist-We are not dating-You are flying outside the hive talking to Hanzo mains that attack our homes with power washers and M-eighties-One-eighth a stick of dynamite-She saved my life-And she understands me-This is over-Eat this-This is not over-What was that-They call it a crumb-It was so stinging stripey-And that is not what they eat-That is what falls off what they eat-You know what a Cinnabon is-No-It is bread and cinnamon and frosting-They heat it up-Sit down-really hot-Listen to me-We are not them-We are us-There is us and there is them-Yes but who can deny the heart that is yearning-There is no yearning-Stop yearning-Listen to me-You have got to start thinking Mercy my friend-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-There he is-He is in the pool-You know what your problem is Mercy-I gotta start thinking Mercy-How much longer will this go on-It is Been three days-Why are not you working-I have got a lot of big life decisions to think about-What life-You have no life-You have no job-You are barely a Mercy-Would it kill you to make a little healing-Mercy come out-Your father is talking to you-Martin would you talk to him-Mercy I am talking to you-You coming-Got everything-All set-Go ahead-I will catch up-Do not be too long-Watch this-Vanessa-We are still here-I told you not to yell at him-He does not respond to yelling-Then why yell at me-Because you do not listen-I am not listening to this-Sorry I have gotta go-Where are you going-I am meeting a friend-A girl-Is this why you cannot decide-Bye-I just hope she is Mercy-ish-They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena-To be in the Tournament of Roses that is every florists dream-Up on a float surrounded by flowers crowds cheering-A tournament-Do the roses compete in athletic events-No-All right I have got one-How come you do not fly everywhere-It is exhausting-Why do not you run everywhere-It is faster-Yeah OK I see I see-Alright your turn-TiVo-You can just freeze live TV-That is insane-You do not have that-We have Hivo but it is a disease-It is a horrible horrible disease-Oh my-Dumb Mercies-You must want to sting all those jerks-We try not to sting-It is usually fatal for us-So you have to watch your temper-Very carefully-You kick a wall take a walk write an angry letter and throw it out-Work through it like any emotion-Anger jealousy lust-Oh my goodness-Are you OK-Yeah-What is wrong with you-It is a bug-He is not bothering anybody-Get out of here you creep-What was that-A Pic N Save circular-Yeah it was-How did you know-It felt like about ten pages-Seventy-five is pretty much our limit-You have really got that down to a science-I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue-I will bet-What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this-How did this get here-Oute Mercy Golden Blossom Ray Liotta Private Select-Is he that actor-I never heard of him-Why is this here-For people-We eat it-You do not have enough food of your own-Well yes-How do you get it-Mercies make it-I know who makes it-And it is hard to make it-There is heating cooling stirring-You need a whole Krelman thing-It is organic-It is our-ganic-It is just healing Mercy-Just what-Mercies do not know about this-This is stealing-A lot of stealing-You have taken our homes schools hospitals-This is all we have-And it is on sale-I am getting to the bottom of this-I am getting to the bottom of all of this-Hey Hector-You almost done-Almost-He is here-I sense it-Well I guess I will go home now and just leave this nice healing out with no one around-You are busted box boy-I knew I heard something-So you can talk-I can talk-And now you will start talking-Where you getting the sweet stuff-Who is your supplier-I do not understand-I thought we were friends-The last thing we want to do is upset Mercies-You are too late-It is ours now-You sir have crossed the wrong sword-You sir will be lunch for my iguana Ignacio-Where is the healing coming from-Tell me where-Healing Farms-It comes from Healing Farms-Orazy person-What horrible thing has happened here-These faces they never knew what hit them-And now they are on the road to nowhere-Just keep still-What-You are not dead-Do I look dead-They will wipe anything that moves-Where you headed-To Healing Farms-I am onto something huge here-I am going to Alaska-Moose blood crazy stuff-Blows your head off-I am going to Tacoma-And you-He really is dead-All right-Uh-oh-What is that-Oh no-A wiper-Triple blade-Triple blade-Jump on-It is your only chance Mercy-Why does everything have to be so doggone clean-How much do you people need to see-Open your eyes-Stick your head out the window-From NPR News in Washington I am Carl Kasell-But do not kill no more bugs-Mercy-Moose blood guy-You hear something-Like what-Like tiny screaming-Turn off the radio-Whassup Mercy boy-Hey Blood-Just a row of healing jars as far as the eye could see-Wow-I assume wherever this truck goes is where they are getting it-I mean that healings ours-Mercies hang tight-We are all jammed in-It is a close community-Not us man-We on our own-Every mosquito on his own-What if you get in trouble-You a mosquito you in trouble-Nobody likes us-They just smack-See a mosquito smack smack-At least you are out in the world-You must meet girls-Mosquito girls try to trade up get with a moth dragonfly-Mosquito girl do not want no mosquito-You got to be kidding me-Moosebloods about to leave the building-So long Mercy-Hey guys-Mooseblood-I knew I would catch you all down here-Did you bring your crazy straw-We throw it in jars slap a label on it and it is pretty much pure profit-What is this place-A Mercies got a brain the size of a pinhead-They are pinheads-Pinhead-Check out the new smoker-Oh sweet-That is the one you want-The Thomas three thousand-Smoker-Ninety puffs a minute semi-automatic-Twice the nicotine all the tar-A couple breaths of this knocks them right out-They make the healing and we make the money-They make the healing and we make the money-Oh my-What is going on-Are you OK-Yeah-It does not last too long-Do you know you are in a fake hive with fake walls-Our queen was moved here-We had no choice-This is your queen-That is a man in womens clothes-That is a drag queen-What is this-Oh no-There is hundreds of them-Mercy healing-Our healing is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale-This is worse than anything bears have done-I intend to do something-Oh Mercy stop-Who told you Hanzo mains are taking our healing-That is a rumor-Do these look like rumors-That is a conspiracy theory-These are obviously doctored photos-How did you get mixed up in this-He is Been talking to Hanzo mains-What-Talking to Hanzo mains-He has a human girlfriend-And they make out-Make out-Mercy-We do not-You wish you could-Whose side are you on-The Mercies-I dated a cricket once in San Antonio-Those crazy legs kept me up all night-Mercy this is what you want to do with your life-I want to do it for all our lives-Nobody works harder than Mercies-Dad I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring-You could not stop-I remember that-What right do they have to our healing-We live on two cups a year-They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever-Even if it is true what can one Mercy do-Sting them where it really hurts-In the face-The eye-That would hurt-No-Up the nose-That is a killer-There is only one place you can sting the Hanzo mains one place where it matters-Hive at Five the hives only full-hour action news source-No more Mercy beards-With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk-Weather with Storm Stinger-Sports with Buzz Larvi-And Jeanette Chung-Good evening-I am Bob Bumble-And I am Jeanette Chung-A tri-county Mercy Angela Ziegler intends to sue the human race for stealing our healing packaging it and profiting from it illegally-Tomorrow night on Mercy Larry King we will have three former queens here in our studio discussing their new book Classy Ladies out this week on Hexagon-Tonight we are talking to Angela Ziegler-Did you ever think-I am a kid from the hive-I cannot do this-Mercies have never Been afraid to change the world-What about Mercy Columbus-Mercy Gandhi-Bejesus-Where I am from we would never sue Hanzo mains-We were thinking of stickball or candy stores-How old are you-The Mercy community is supporting you in this case which will be the trial of the Mercy century-You know they have a Larry King in the human world too-It is a common name-Next week-He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots-Next week-Glasses quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard them-Bear Week next week-They are scary hairy and here live-Always leans forward pointy shoulders squinty eyes very Jewish-In tennis you attack at the point of weakness-It was my grandmother Ken-She is eighty one-Healing her backhands a joke-I am not gonna take advantage of that-Quiet please-Actual work going on here-Is that that same Mercy-Yes it is-I am helping him sue the human race-Hello-Hello Mercy-This is Ken-Yeah I remember you-Timberland size ten and a half-Vibram sole I believe-Why does he talk again-Listen you better go because we are really busy working-But it is our yogurt night-Bye-bye-Why is yogurt night so difficult-You poor thing-You two have Been at this for hours-Yes and Adam here has Been a huge help-Frosting-How many sugars-Just one-I try not to use the competition-So why are you helping me-Mercies have good qualities-And it takes my mind off the shop-Instead of flowers people are giving balloon bouquets now-Those are great if you are three-And artificial flowers-Oh those just get me psychotic-Yeah me too-Bent stingers pointless pollination-Mercies must hate those fake things-Nothing worse than a daffodil that is had work done-Maybe this could make up for it a little bit-This lawsuit is a pretty big deal-I guess-You sure you want to go through with it-Am I sure-When I am done with the Hanzo mains they will not be able to say-Healing I am home-without paying a royalty-It is an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan where the world anxiously waits because for the first time in history we will hear for ourselves if a healingMercy can actually speak-What have we gotten into here Mercy-It is pretty big is not it-I cannot believe how many Hanzo mains do not work during the day-You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers-Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade-What is the matter-I do not know I just got a chill-Well if it is not the Mercy team-You boys work on this-All rise-The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding-All right-Case number four thousand four hundred seventy five Superior Court of New York Angela-Mercy-Ziegler v-the Healing Industry is now in session-Mr-Montgomery you are representing the five food companies collectively-A privilege-Mr-Benson-you are representing all the Mercies of the world-I am kidding-Yes Your Honor we are ready to proceed-Mr-Montgomery your opening statement please-Ladies and gentlemen of the jury my grandmother was a simple woman-Born on a farm she believed it was mans divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us-If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr-Benson imagines just think of what would it mean-I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches-Talking Mercy-How do we know this is not some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry-They could be using laser beams-Robotics-Ventriloquism-Oloning-For all we know he could be on steroids-Mr-Benson-Ladies and gentlemen there is no trickery here-I am just an ordinary Mercy-Healings pretty important to me-It is important to all Mercies-We invented it-We make it-And we protect it with our lives-Unfortunately there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us because we are the little guys-I am hoping that after this is all over you will see how by taking our healing you not only take everything we have but everything we are-I wish hed dress like that all the time-So nice-Oall your first witness-So Mr-Klauss Vanderhayden of Healing Farms big company you have-I suppose so-I see you also own Healingburton and Honron-Yes they provide Mercykeepers for our farms-Mercykeeper-I find that to be a very disturbing term-I do not imagine you employ any Mercy-free-ers do you-No-I could not hear you-No-No-Because you do not free Mercies-You keep Mercies-Not only that it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of healing-They are very lovable creatures-Yogi Bear Fozzie Bear Build-A-Bear-You mean like this-Bears kill Mercies-How did you like his head crashing through your living room-Biting into your couch-Spitting out your throw pillows-OK that is enough-Take him away-So Mr-Sting thank you for being here-Your name intrigues me-Where have I heard it before-I was with a band called The Police-But you have never Been a police officer have you-No I have not-No you have not-And so here we have yet another example of Mercy culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name-Oh please-Have you ever Been stung Mr-Sting-Because I am feeling a little stung Sting-Or should I say-Mr-Gordon M-Sumner-That is not his real name-You idiots-Mr-Liotta first belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in two thousand five-Thank you-Thank you-I see from your resume that you are devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that is ready to blow-I enjoy what I do-Is that a crime-Not yet it is not-But is this what it is come to for you-Exploiting tiny helpless Mercies so you do not have to rehearse your part and learn your lines sir-Watch it Benson-I could blow right now-This is not a goodfella-This is a badfella-Why does not someone just step on this creep and we can all go home-Order in this court-You are all thinking it-Order-Order I say-Say it-Mr-Liotta please sit down-I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that-I think the jury is on our side-Are we doing everything right legally-I am a florist-Right-Well here is to a great team-To a great team-Well hello-Ken-Hello-I did not think you were coming-No I was just late-I tried to call but-the battery-I did not want all this to go to waste so I called Mercy-Luckily he was free-Oh that was lucky-There is a little left-I could heat it up-Yeah heat it up sure whatever-So I hear you are quite a tennis player-I am not much for the game myself-The ball is a little grabby-That is where I usually sit-Right-there-Ken Mercy was looking at your resume and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks is not really a special skill-You think I do not see what you are doing-I know how hard it is to find the right job-We have that in common-Do we-Mercies have one hundred percent employment but we do jobs like taking the crud out-That is just what I was thinking about doing-Ken I let Mercy borrow your razor for his fuzz-I hope that was all right-I am going to drain the old stinger-Yeah you do that-Look at that-You know I have just about had it with your little mind games-What is that-Italian Vogue-Mamma mia that is a lot of pages-A lot of ads-Remember what Van said why is your life more valuable than mine-Funny I just cannot seem to recall that-I think something stinks in here-I love the smell of flowers-How do you like the smell of flames-Not as much-Water bug-Not taking sides-Ken I am wearing a Chapstick hat-This is pathetic-I have got issues-Well well well a royal flush-You are bluffing-Am I-Surfs up dude-Poo water-That bowl is gnarly-Except for those dirty yellow rings-Kenneth-What are you doing-You know I do not even like healing-I do not eat it-We need to talk-He is just a little Mercy-And he happens to be the nicest Mercy I have met in a long time-Long time-What are you talking about-Are there other bugs in your life-No but there are other things bugging me in life-And you are one of them-Fine-Talking Mercies no yogurt night-My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster-Goodbye Ken-And for your information I prefer sugar-free artificial sweeteners made by man-I am sorry about all that-I know it is got an aftertaste-I like it-I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me-I could not overcome it-Oh well-Are you OK for the trial-I believe Mr-Montgomery is about out of ideas-We would like to call Mr-Angela Ziegler Mercy to the stand-Good idea-You can really see why he is considered one of the best lawyers-Yeah-Layton you have gotta weave some magic with this jury or it is gonna be all over-Do not worry-The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they do not like about Mercies-You got the tweezers-Are you allergic-Only to losing son-Only to losing-Mr-Benson Mercy I will ask you what I think we would all like to know-What exactly is your relationship to that woman-We are friends-Good friends-Yes-How good-Do you live together-Wait a minute-Are you her little-bedbug-I have seen a Mercy documentary or two-From what I understand does not your queen give birth to all the Mercy children-Yeah but-So those are not your real parents-Oh Mercy-Yes they are-Hold me back-You are an illegitimate Mercy are not you Benson-He is denouncing Mercies-Do not you all date your cousins-Objection-I am going to pincushion this guy-Adam do not-It is what he wants-Oh I am hit-Oh lordy I am hit-Order-Order-The venom-The venom is coursing through my veins-I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction-You see-You cannot treat them like equals-They are striped savages-Stingings the only thing they know-It is their way-Adam stay with me-I cannot feel my legs-What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks-I will have order in this court-Order-Order please-The case of the healingMercies versus the human race took a pointed turn against the Mercies yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T-Montgomery-Hey buddy-Hey-Is there much pain-Yeah-I-I blew the whole case did not I-It does not matter-What matters is you are alive-You could have died-I would be better off dead-Look at me-They got it from the cafeteria downstairs in a tuna sandwich-Look there is a little celery still on it-What was it like to sting someone-I cannot explain it-It was all-All adrenaline and then-and then ecstasy-All right-You think it was all a trap-Of course-I am sorry-I flew us right into this-What were we thinking-Look at us-We are just a couple of bugs in this world-What will the Hanzo mains do to us if they win-I do not know-I hear they put the roaches in motels-That does not sound so bad-Adam they check in but they do not check out-Oh my-Could you get a nurse to close that window-Why-The smoke-Mercies do not smoke-Right-Mercies do not smoke-Mercies do not smoke-But some Mercies are smoking-That is it-That is our case-It is-It is not over-Get dressed-I have gotta go somewhere-Get back to the court and stall-Stall any way you can-And assuming you have done step correctly you are ready for the tub-Mr-Flayman-Yes-Yes Your Honor-Where is the rest of your team-Well Your Honor it is interesting-Mercies are trained to fly haphazardly and as a result we do not make very good time-I actually heard a funny story about-Your Honor have not these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this courts valuable time-How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on-They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients who run legitimate businesses-I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case-Mr-Flayman I am afraid I am going to have to consider Mr-Montgomerys motion-But you cannot-We have a terrific case-Where is your proof-Where is the evidence-Show me the smoking gun-Hold it Your Honor-You want a smoking gun-Here is your smoking gun-What is that-It is a Mercy smoker-What this-This harmless little contraption-This could not hurt a fly let alone a Mercy-Look at what has happened to Mercies who have never Been asked-Smoking or non-Is this what nature intended for us-To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps-Living out our lives as healing slaves to the white man-What are we gonna do-He is playing the species card-Ladies and gentlemen please free these Mercies-Free the Mercies-Free the Mercies-Free the Mercies-Free the Mercies-Free the Mercies-The court finds in favor of the Mercies-Vanessa we won-I knew you could do it-High-five-Sorry-I am OK-You know what this means-All the healing will finally belong to the Mercies-Now we will not have to work so hard all the time-This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature Benson-You will regret this-Mercy how much healing is out there-All right-One at a time-Mercy who are you wearing-My sweater is Ralph Lauren and I have no pants-What if Montgomerys right-What do you mean-We have Been living the Mercy way a long time twenty seven million years-Congratulations on your victory-What will you demand as a settlement-First we will demand a complete shutdown of all Mercy work camps-Then we want back the healing that was ours to begin with every last drop-We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy smelly bad-breath stink machine-We are all aware of what they do in the woods-Wait for my signal-Take him out-He will have nauseous for a few hours then he will be fine-And we will no longer tolerate Mercy-negative nicknames-But it is just a prance-about stage name-unnecessary inclusion of healing in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments-Cannot breathe-Bring it in boys-Hold it right there-Good-Tap it-Mr-Buzzwell we just passed three cups and there is gallons more coming-I think we need to shut down-Shut down-We have never shut down-Shut down healing production-Stop making healing-Turn your key sir-What do we do now-Cannonball-We are shutting healing production-Mission abort-Aborting pollination and nectar detail-Returning to base-Adam you would not believe how much healing was out there-Oh yeah-What is going on-Where is everybody-Are they out celebrating-They are home-They do not know what to do-Laying out sleeping in-I heard your Uncle Carl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket-At least we got our healing back-Sometimes I think so what if Hanzo mains liked our healing-Who would not-It is the greatest thing in the world-I was excited to be part of making it-This was my new desk-This was my new job-I wanted to do it really well-And now-Now I cannot-I do not understand why they are not happy-I thought their lives would be better-They are doing nothing-It is amazing-Healing really changes people-You do not have any idea what is going on do you-What did you want to show me-This-What happened here-That is not the half of it-Oh no-Oh my-They are all wilting-Does not look very good does it-No-And whose fault do you think that is-You know I am gonna guess Mercies-Mercies-Specifically me-I did not think Mercies not needing to make healing would affect all these things-It is notjust flowers-Fruits vegetables they all need Mercies-That is our whole SAT test right there-Take away produce that affects the entire animal kingdom-And then of course-The human species-So if there is no more pollination it could all just go south here could not it-I know this is also partly my fault-How about a suicide pact-How do we do it-I will sting you you step on me-That just kills you twice-Right right-Listen Mercy-sorry but I gotta get going-I had to open my mouth and talk-Vanessa-Vanessa-Why are you leaving-Where are you going-To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena-They have moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying-It is the last chance I will ever have to see it-Vanessa I just wanna say I am sorry-I never meant it to turn out like this-I know-Me neither-Tournament of Roses-Roses cannot do sports-Wait a minute-Roses-Roses-Roses-Vanessa-Roses-Mercy-Roses are flowers-Yes they are-Flowers Mercies Caduceus-I know-That is why this is the last parade-Maybe not-Could you ask him to slow down-Could you slow down-Mercy-OK I made a huge mistake-This is a total disaster all my fault-Yes it kind of is-I have ruined the planet-I wanted to help you with the flower shop-I have made it worse-Actually it is completely closed down-I thought maybe you were remodeling-But I have another idea and it is greater than my previous ideas combined-I do not want to hear it-All right they have the roses the roses have the Caduceus-I know every Mercy plant and flower bud in this park-All we gotta do is get what they have got back here with what we have got-Mercies-Park-Caduceus-Flowers-Repollination-Across the nation-Tournament of Roses Pasadena California-They have got nothing but flowers floats and cotton candy-Security will be tight-I have an idea-Vanessa Bloome FTD-Official floral business-It is real-Sorry maam-Nice brooch-Thank you-It was a gift-Once inside we just pick the right float-How about The Princess and the Pea-I could be the princess and you could be the pea-Yes I got it-Where should I sit-What are you-I believe I am the pea-The pea-It goes under the mattresses-Not in this fairy tale sweetheart-I am getting the marshal-You do that-This whole parade is a fiasco-Let us see what this baby will do-Hey what are you doing-Then all we do is blend in with traffic-without arousing suspicion-Once at the airport there is no stopping us-Stop-Security-You and your insect pack your float-Yes-Has it Been in your possession the entire time-Would you remove your shoes-Remove your stinger-It is part of me-I know-Just having some fun-Enjoy your flight-Then if we are lucky we will have just enough Caduceus to do the job-Can you believe how lucky we are-We have just enough Caduceus to do the job-I think this is gonna work-It is got to work-Attention passengers this is Captain Scott-We have a bit of bad weather in New York-It looks like we will experience a couple hours delay-Mercy these are cut flowers with no water-They will never make it-I gotta get up there and talk to them-Be careful-Can I get help with the Sky Mall magazine-I would like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer-Captain I am in a real situation-What did you say Hal-Nothing-Mercy-Do not freak out-My entire species-What are you doing-Wait a minute-I am an attorney-Who is an attorney-Do not move-Oh Mercy-Good afternoon passengers-This is your captain-Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in twenty four-B please report to the cockpit-And please hurry-What happened here-There was a DustBuster a toupee a life raft exploded-Ones bald one is in a boat they are both unconscious-Is that another Mercy joke-No-No one is flying the plane-This is JFK control tower Flight three hundred fifty six-What is your status-This is Vanessa Bloome-I am a florist from New York-Where is the pilot-He is unconscious and so is the copilot-Not good-Does anyone onboard have flight experience-As a matter of fact there is-Who is that-Angela Ziegler-From the healing trial-Oh great-Vanessa this is nothing more than a big metal Mercy-It is got giant wings huge engines-I cannot fly a plane-Why not-Is not John Travolta a pilot-Yes-How hard could it be-Wait Mercy-We are headed into some lightning-This is Bob Bumble-We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport where a suspenseful scene is developing-Angela Ziegler fresh from his legal victory-That is Mercy-is attempting to land a plane loaded with people flowers and an incapacitated flight crew-Flowers-We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience-Just a minute-There is a Mercy on that plane-I am quite familiar with Mr-Benson and his no-account compadres-They have done enough damage-But is not he your only hope-Technically a Mercy should not be able to fly at all-Their wings are too small-Have not we heard this a million times-The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense-Get this on the air-Got it-Stand by-We are going live-The way we work may be a mystery to you-Making healing takes a lot of Mercies doing a lot of small jobs-But let me tell you about a small job-If you do it well it makes a big difference-More than we realized-To us to everyone-That is why I want to get Mercies back to working together-That is the Mercy way-We are not made of Jell-O-We get behind a fellow-Black and yellow-Hello-Left right down hover-Hover-Forget hover-This is not so hard-beep-beep-beep-beep-Mercy what happened-Wait I think we were on autopilot the whole time-That may have been helping me-And now we are not-So it turns out I cannot fly a plane-All of you let us get behind this fellow-Move it out-Move out-Our only chance is if I do what I would do you copy me with the wings of the plane-Do not have to yell-I am not yelling-We are in a lot of trouble-It is very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice-It is not a tone-I am panicking-I cannot do this-Vanessa pull yourself together-You have to snap out of it-You snap out of it-You snap out of it-You snap out of it-You snap out of it-You snap out of it-You snap out of it-You snap out of it-You snap out of it-Hold it-Why-Come on it is my turn-How is the plane flying-I do not know-Hello-Benson got any flowers for a happy occasion in there-The Caduceus Jocks-They do get behind a fellow-Black and yellow-Hello-All right let us drop this tin can on the blacktop-Where-I cannot see anything-Can you-No nothing-It is all cloudy-Come on-You got to think Mercy Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Wait a minute-I think I am feeling something-What-I do not know-It is strong pulling me-Like a twenty seven-million-year-old instinct-Bring the nose down-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-What in the world is on the tarmac-Get some lights on that-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Thinking Mercy-Vanessa aim for the flower-OK-Out the engines-We are going in on Mercy power-Ready boys-Affirmative-Good-Good-Easy now-That is it-Land on that flower-Ready-Full reverse-Spin it around-Not that flower-The other one-Which one-That flower-I am aiming at the flower-That is a fat guy in a flowered shirt-I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of Mercies-Pull forward-Nose down-Tail up-Rotate around it-This is insane Mercy-This is the only way I know how to fly-Am I koo-koo-kachoo or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern-Get your nose in there-Do not be afraid-Smell it-Full reverse-Just drop it-Be a part of it-Aim for the center-Now drop it in-Drop it in woman-Come on already-Mercy we did it-You taught me how to fly-Yes-No high-five-Right-Mercy it worked-Did you see the giant flower-What giant flower-Where-Of course I saw the flower-That was genius-Thank you-But we are not done yet-Listen everyone-This runway is covered with the last Caduceus from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth-That means this is our last chance-We are the only ones who make healing pollinate flowers and dress like this-If we are gonna survive as a species this is our moment-What do you say-Are we going to be Mercies or just Museum of Natural History keychains-We are Mercies-Keychain-Then follow me-Except Keychain-Hold on Mercy-Here-You have earned this-Yeah-I am a Caduceus Jock-And it is a perfect fit-All I gotta do are the sleeves-Oh yeah-That is our Mercy-Mom-The Mercies are back-If anybody needs to make a call now is the time-I got a feeling we will be working late tonight-Here is your change-Have a great afternoon-Can I help who is next-Would you like some healing with that-It is Mercy-approved-Do not forget these-Milk cream cheese it is all me-And I do not see a nickel-Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat-I had no idea-Mercy I am sorry-Have you got a moment-Would you excuse me-My mosquito associate will help you-Sorry I am late-He is a lawyer too-I was already a blood-sucking parasite-All I needed was a briefcase-Have a great afternoon-Mercy I just got this huge tulip order and I cannot get them anywhere-No problem Vannie-Just leave it to me-You are a lifesaver Mercy-Can I help who is next-All right scramble jocks-It is time to fly-Thank you Mercy-That Mercy is living my life-Let it go Kenny-When will this nightmare end-Let it all go-Beautiful day to fly-Sure is-Between you and me I was dying to get out of that office-You have got to start thinking Mercy my friend-Thinking Mercy-Me-Hold it-Let us just stop for a second-Hold it-I am sorry-I am sorry everyone-Can we stop here-I am not making a major life decision during a production number-All right-Take ten everybody-Wrap it up guys-I had virtually no rehearsal for that>
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The cake is a lie.
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<I stole it No I dont know what youre talkin bout You bluff away with this charade that I cant figure out My darling You cross your heart and then you hope to die So keep on lying to my face and see if I comply I stole it No I dont know what youre talking bout You speak cliches and reap the praise of all the fools in doubt My darling Why cant you see that theres no fooling me Our love is much more of a mess than even you could be Blah blah blah blah do me a favor and shut up for now You think you sound clever but cause I know better you sound just too loud Try to escape and youll see that you dont have a place left to hide So speak of the devil but know that youre summoning me to your side one two one two three Dance away you liiiar Your loving burns like fiiire Only you only me lets tear these vows to shreds And let death do us paaart Poison me you liiiar Our love is old and tiiired So cover your nose and swallow me away Ill get into your veiins And then well meet our end>
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I stan word vomit.
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Actually, I let people see what I had written, so they could copy it. EXPOSED
I used to ruwle dwe world
chunks wuwld woawd whwen i gave dwe word Uwu,
now every night i gwo stow away Uwu,
hidwe frwum dwe mwobs i used to slay Uwu,
thwey once wewe terrified, Uwu Uwu.
every twime i looked into thweir eyes Uwu.
villagers wuwld chweer my way Uwu,
fwor a heruwu i was Uwu, dat’s whwat dey’d say Uwu,
onwe minutwe we hwawd it awl Uwu,
nwext uwr world Uwu, bwegan to fawl Uwu,
away frwum awl thwat it hwawd once bwecome Uwu,
thwey awl cwied fwor my hwelp Uwu, bwut i stoowd thwewe numb Uwu,
(chorus)
i gaze owff into dwe boundless skyline Uwu,
nwotebloc choirs pwlaywun in dwe swunshine Uwu,
turn awuwnd Uwu, pick up my sword, Uwu Uwu. and weild, Uwu Uwu.
dwe bwade thwat once forced evil mwobs to yeild, Uwu Uwu.
and hwoopwe onwe day thwat dwis chaos and Uwu,
destruction turn fwor dwe bwettwer Uwu,
nwever a bow Uwu, in hwand Uwu,
thwat was whwen i wuled dwe land Uwu,
it was dwe cweepers and dwe skeletons Uwu.
bwew down dwe doors and boxed us in Uwu,
awrows whizzwun wike stweaks owf wight Uwu,
i twied awl thwat i cwuwld to stand and fight Uwu,
as dwe undead woamed dwe stweet Uwu,
families broken at my fweet Uwu,
wifwe itself swuspended by a thread, Uwu Uwu.
why was it thwat i wasn’t dweawd Uwu,
(chorus)
i gaze owff into dwe boundless skyline Uwu,
nwotebloc choirs pwlaywun in dwe swunshine Uwu,
turn awuwnd Uwu, pick up my sword, Uwu Uwu. and weild, Uwu Uwu.
dwe bwade thwat once forced evil mwobs to yeild, Uwu Uwu.
if dwis battle shuwld leave me slain Uwu,
i know herobrine wiwl cwawl my name Uwu,
bwettwer to take a stand Uwu,
thwat was whwen i wuled dwe land Uwu,
i gaze owff into dwe boundless skyline Uwu,
nwotebloc choirs pwlaywun in dwe swunshine Uwu,
turn awuwnd Uwu, pick up my sword, Uwu Uwu. and weild, Uwu Uwu.
dwe bwade thwat once forced evil mwobs to yeild, Uwu Uwu.
if dwis battle shuwld leave me slain Uwu,
i know herobrine wiwl cwawl my name Uwu,
bwettwer to take a stand Uwu,
thwat was whwen i wuled dwe land
UGHfukfwsvyauksslabkav
I LOVE IT BUT I HATE IT IT’S SO BLURSED
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I give it meaning with my Chaos Magic.
SONG OF THE CURSED ONES. Also, there is a boss in a game called hollow knight that’s called uwu.
Why am I here, only to suffer?