My philosophy is that you can do the minimal change for the most impact.
Granted some of these damage numbers might be a bit high, but that can be trimmed back. This is more for the raw concept, and would need testing.
(Which we have a great mode for doing just that).
Which incidentally, I probably thought of that too.
Patch 1.43 clarification - #7 by GreyFalcon-11737
But yeah, expecting change, without changing things at all is kinda bizarre.
Much less that devs can solve 2-2-2 queue times without significant change.
And that just losing a large chunk of their playerbase is better than changing things.