Horribly Described Abilities

General Discussion
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Artanis:

Q - Wheeeeee!
W - Smackity-smack.
E - Wheeeee!

Q+E - WheeeeEEEEEeeeee! Oops.

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Artanis

Q: Pro dance moves
W: The other twin blades
E: Free engage for the enemy

R1: You can run, you can hide
R2: Most advanced protoss weapon

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Li Li

Trait: Uncleeee!!! Help me!
Q: Hey, drink a tea!
W: A small pet.
E: Bad weather today. Hey, are you Illidan?
R1: Black Friday! All teas are 90% off.

Nova
Trait: You shot me blondie! Let me see you no more! (by James Eugene Raynor)
Q: Decrease number of bullets in your clip by 1.
W: Fire a little bit different shot.
E: Create a temporary horcrux.
R1: Instantly kill an enemy if he is in Gold or below.
R2: Big BOOM!

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Tassadar’s D:

You see everything what you want to see around you no matter what!
Just use your imagination to see it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

P.S. Worth of my time :weary:

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♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ~(˘▾˘~)\ (•◡•) /

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Ana
Q: You will hate your teammates.
W: Mama knows best. They aren’t ill.
E: You will be begging for the possibility that you can use it on your allies.

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Li-Ming

  • Minion Missiles: Fire a volley of missile that home in on the nearest minion.
  • Arcane Minion: Launch a GIANT orb that can hit only one minion.
  • Teleport: Teleport to the nearest minion.
  • Critical Minion: Takedowns on minions increases imaginary rage meter by an obscene amount.
  • Disintegrate Minion: Long range channel beam that only hits minions since they stand still.
  • Wave of Minions: Damage and knock back only minions.

Garrosh

  • Kick Rocks!: stand around kicking rocks to annoy heroes.
  • Obey your Thirst: Drinks Sprite to heal just enough health in order to out-heal incoming damage.
  • Extendo Grip: Grab nearest thing from an unfair distance and throw it at an odd angle.
  • I can NEVER die!: Garrosh ALWAYS has enough armor to defend from any incoming damage to escape with a sliver of health. Always works.
  • You got served: Troll nearest hero to a debate about how “X” hero is OP.
  • Monkey on your back: Sit on nearest hero while ripping hero’s hair out.

Samuro

  • Haremu No Justu: Split into 3 beautiful people censored by clouds which cause enemy heroes to do insignificant damage.
  • OF COURSE!: If enemy hero is about to kill Samuro, Samuro will attack just before attack lands, killing enemy hero instead.
  • Jay Walk: Become invincible, move through traffic.
  • Kawarimi no Jutsu: Just like the show, but tons better.
  • Juggernaaaaaaaut!: Yes, I went there.
  • Kage Bushin No Jutsu: Just like the show.
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You win. I can’t stop laughing.

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Zarya

Trait: Harder da… khm… o.o
Q: Beerpong
W: iShield
E: uShield
R1: Pls get closer to a nice shot, cheeese! :slight_smile:
R2: Restraining order

Butcher

Trait: hyah…
Q: Hyah.
W: Hyaaaah.
E: HYAAAAHHHGGG!!!
R1: Hyah!.
R2: Hya-haah!

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Kael’thas
Flamestrike: Don’t play with fireworks, kids!
Living Bomb: “Tick, tick, boom. Time bomb.”
Gravity Lapse: Not what I meant by, “I want to be an astronaut.”
Phoenix: Revenge of the BBQ’d Chicken.
Pyroblast: Just a giant fireball. Yeah, that’s all. Totally not just a knockoff Spirit Bomb.

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Totally not a DBZ reference by Mr.Carbot

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Murky: MURDERBABIES!!

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Lunara
Q - AOE deodorant
W - long lasting
E - stalking drone
D - cool mint additive
R1 - Line up for free try
R2- Hip-hop, no dance

Talents:
1
Sentinel wisp: Night vision drone
Natural perspective: Spy cam
4
Siphoning toxim: live off of others
Nature’s culling: non environment friendly
7
Splintered spear: 4 for 1 sale
Choaking pollen: POWER! :muscle:

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I havent seen a thread as cringy as this one in a while…

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Murky
It’s all about Q :poop: and W :face_vomiting: and E :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: your ennemies and R2 :octopus::shark: them or R1 :shell::penguin:'s Horde…

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:no_good_woman:

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Imperius

Trait: 1, 2, 3, strike! Feel the rythm of battle and collect stickers for bonuses!
Q: Impalerius
W: it’s a slow Arcane Rift but stronger in the middle.
E: Fool your enemies and yourself pretending that you’re using an aoe when it’s just a flashy unreliable single target insert Carbot video here
R1: Being better than the Nephalem (like Ming, having a stronger Mirror Ball)
R2: Just like in the cinematic

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Valla

D: Edgy girl hating on people
Q: For some odd reason, the arrow defies the laws of physics
W: Loading in lots of arrows on the crossbows and for some reason doesn’t backfire…
E: Tumbling with heels.
R1: Spinning around with heels while being able to load arrows and shoot in hopes of hitting someone at least once
R2: Edgy girl summons shadowbeasts… Raven??
AA: What the heck, how do you not run out of arrows?!!

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Tyrael Trait: Wait, I’m supposed to die?

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Genji
Trait: position yourself for your E, or get outta danger.
Q: Throw 3 paper shurikens for low damage.
W: Make the enemy kill themselves, unless you get CC’d.
E: Don’t miss.
R1: Only pick this if they have a silencer.
R2: Smack enemies with your weeb stick.