Horribly Described Abilities

!A thread for funzies, don’t get offended (tho don’t break the CoC either if possible)!

Describe or explain an ability (trait, basic/Heroic ability or talent) as horribly as you can (and the forum guidelines allow it). Be it a short phrase, a meme or a detailed terribad guide. (Just don’t break the forum rules.) Go!

  • Malthael trait: “Wait for it!” As expected from Death, be patient and your enemies will die sooner or latter.
  • Chromie trait: PreOrder! You gain everything way before everyone else.
  • Alex trait: Get extra THICC!
  • Butcher trait: Go farm on lanes and be afraid of engaging earlygame.
  • Alarak DC (R2): “No u”
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banned :blush:

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Misha trait: You have Rexxar… yay!.. \o/

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  • Viking trait: “After all these years, Banjo Threeie is finally here.” (Turns the match into a collect-a-thon)

  • Zagara trait: “Oh no I spilled all of my zerg onto the floor.”

  • Shadowbolt Volley: “Projectile Vomiting”

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Dehaka:
Esseeeeennnnnccceeeee

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Salt Essence :crocodile: :eye:

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Zuljin Q: Throw an axe
Zuljin W: Throw two axes
Zuljin E: Has nothing to do with axes
Zuljin trait: throw axes harder
Zuljin Guilotine: Throw a really big axe
Zuljin Tazdingo: Throw all the axes you can before dying

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Li-Ming
Q: Throw out 3 bowling pins

W: Throw a bowling ball

E: ??? use it to go and pick up your pins

R1: That’s a laser why are you using that it has nothing to do with bowling

R2: Push people away because your insecurities say so.

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Vikings
Q: spin for laughable damage

W: fake tychus

E: bribe

R1: rez your bad micromanaging skills

R2: the worst ult

Trait: more regen, yay

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Lunara

Q - Throw rotten flowers at people
W - Snip your fingers to make smelly people smell even worse
E - Peek at inappropriate places
R1 - Neglect garden care until the thorns grow wild
R2 - Train for your circus career
D - Paint the weird bar above people´s heads in a garrish green.

Orphea

Q - Whip random people in public
W - Bite at random people in public
E - Throw slimy stuff at random people in public
R1- Hug random people way too hard in public
R2 - Repeatedly hit random people in public
D - Feel better by behaving badly and and making people uncomfortable in public

Being stalked by some weird Orc is a good thing ?

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Ahem, 25% Ogre 75% orc.

Does that make it better or worse?

Lucio:
Trait: Faster
Q: move them fast
W: speed, then less speed
E: SPEED, then less SPEED
R1: Weanie Hut Jr.
R2: Salty Spitoon

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= weird orc.

Medivh
Q: Shoot magic and blame your aiming skills for 6 seconds
W: Press “Nope-button”
E: Find a glitch in the Matrix so your allies can ignore it
R1: Be-e-e-e-eh! Be-e-e-e-eh! Be-e-e-e-eh!
R2: Let us rethink this

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Blaze (R1): Alllll by myseeeeellffffff…

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Tassadars’s E: Bye, have a beautiful day.

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Oh boy, time to poke some fun at my mains!

BW
Q: Vomit some blue light. It does no damage, but you might feel better.
W: Prevent someone killing you for 1.5 seconds.
E: Drugs? Maybe drugs.
R1: “Tag, I’m a support so I’m still it.”
R2: Take mercy on the enemy healer, and push one of their overextended teammates back towards them.
D: Imagine a cleanse, but it doesn’t work well against any of the abilities that are normally easy to cleanse.

Dehaka
Q: The enemy faction has gauss rifles, mobile artillery, and the machines from Pacific Rim. Lick them.
W: So the zerg I assimilated this from used it as one of the most devastating abilities in the history of Starcraft. Can’t kill a minion in one cast.
E: “Hey Kael! Aim here.”
R1: I have no idea what we just threw at them, but Ew.
R2: You are physically compelled to only cast this when you are at or below 30% health.
D: Make the Skyrim avatar proud.

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Tyrael:

D: Waveclear.

Q: Here! Catch!

W: Make your healer jealous over your massive health-shielded stat.

E: Zoom

R1:

ZOOOOOOOOM

R2: What are you going to do? Attack me?

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All that for 399.99$!

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Let’s see what I can say about my 4 most played … :thinking:

Genji

Trait: now I’m over here
Q: does this actually do anything?
W: a pen may be mightier than a sword, but nothing gets past this sword.
E: Now I’m all the way over here. You died? Now I’m over there.
R1: flail around thinking I’m contributing to the fight
R2: X marks the spot

Kel’Thuzad

Q: shoot a ball of nasty stuff that makes people want to move away if it explodes
W: give people cold feet
E: use chains to make two people hug each other, or one person hug an icicle.
Trait: gain magic power by making people hug each other or get cold feet 30 times. After 15 times you can summon an icicle.
1 key: allows you to summon the aforementioned icicle
R1: do you like ragdoll effects?
R2: A giant ball of ice that makes people stay in place.

Alarak

Trait: who cares about buildings and minions, where are the enemy players?
Q: slap people and tell them to shut up.
W: the other team stands where you tell them, or you scoot yourself along the ground
E: it feels good to zap people
R1: No, you.
R2: CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Zul’jin

What Narha said ‘cuz I can’t come up with anything better

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