Why I'm not getting the new expansion

I was on Rule 34 looking for my homeboi Reno when all of a sudden, I got a call from tech support telling me that my computer is comprimised, so naturally I start texting my friend palladion asking him when he’s going to get home, and he tells me that he’s getting on soon, so I naturally tell him to go ask his mommy what’s for dinner. Later when we get in the skype call I ask him to buy me the new hearthstone expansion, and only the premium version, and like the evil spirited person he says no. One like equals one seagull laugh from palladion when he’s having a vodka meltdown.