Why do poisonous minions kill mechs?

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It’s actually all colors BUT blue. #Science …

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I dunno.

Has anyone tried curing cancer with more cancer? I’m no biologist…but i certainly wouldnt start looking there myself.

Also. Rag isnt dying to a fireball. Hes respecting your moxy and leaving to burninate someone else.

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OR…its smurfskin. The sky is made of smurfskin.

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Impossible. The surface area of the visible sky is many times greater than the surface area of the planet. You suggest that there are enough available smurfs to paint the sky! They’d already be painting the ground! We would be drowning in smurf-flesh!

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Of course! They clone them and eat their smurfy insides: which I hear tastes like chicken.

Its a way better explanation that science. I mean, what do scientists know? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Cause they are poisonous. Conundrum solved.

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Hate to drop the science on you, but how do you think antivenoms are made? and flu vaccines? From venoms and strains of the flu, they’re sort of ‘reverse-engineered’ … so I wouldn’t be surprised if the same thing eventually applied to cancer.

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Why not drop the “reverse-engineering”?

That sounds like witchcraft.

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Ever heard the term ‘witch doctor’ ? Yup. Their work is pretty much all herbal medicine … not ‘magic’ … outsiders were just scared of it. These days, herbal medicine is embraced pretty much worldwide. Knowledge of the flora & fauna of one’s environment can be quite beneficial!

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Exactly.
Knowledge is heresy.
Witchcraft is heresy.
“Herbal Knowledge” is just another term for disbelief in the God Emperor.

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Except when it involves mutilating albinos. I would consider that pointless degradation if the fauna

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Thats LORD Emperor to you, filthy Mistborne.

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Akchually, it is ManEmperor.
Not that he cares.

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They have really toxic personalities and hurt the robots feelings, idk.