Imagine me: an Unholy Death Knight. Its turn 9. I’ve just built up my board. I’ve fought hard to keep my minions on there. But I’ve finally got board control. Me and my opponent have been duking it out, but I’ve earned it. The battle is just starting to edge in my favor…
Then my opponent plays [Reno, Lone Ranger].
Everything I’ve built up is gone. Nothing on my opponent’s side is gone. Just mine.
Granted, it’d be one thing if the entire board got wiped and my opponent was limited to one minion for their next turn like I am. It’d be like a real High-Noon Duel Western.
But no. My opponent gets to keep their board setup, and I’ve basically played most of my good cards to the point that I can’t even rebuild sustainable value for the rest of the game. I’m just…defeated.
The turn after I play my ONE MINION (if I even had one in my hand by this point) sees me now getting pummeled by my opponent with virtually no way to defend myself. Even if I had a taunt minion, you think that realistically matches up against an entire board’s worth of damage?
And not only that, I can’t even effectively respond with something like [The Scourge] immediately after. I have no single card that can respond proportionately to the complete board wipe that this one – Neutral Card – just did.
And here’s the worst part:
No matter which class I’m up against, EVERYONE can play this card. This one card completely undermines the point of me even bothering to play Unholy Death Knight in the first place. It takes away all strategy. It eliminates the desire to build a fun, engaging, and play-worthy deck.
The salt on the wound? I don’t even have the card, myself. And I have no dust to craft it either. Its not a card I have. But its one I find myself up against virtually every time I construct an Unholy Death Knight deck.
I play this game to have fun. “Fun” is highly contextualized by constraints and limitations imposed on what players can and cannot do within the game.
This card absolutely sucks, and it makes Hearthstone suck. I’d still feel this way even if I had it myself.