rogue rng, paladin rng smork with consistency, and warrior smork with dark gift rng.
boring vsing cards that are just randomly generated every game. Every card needs to do 2-3 things. why run a card in your deck when you can just generate it and it’ll do something else as well (dark gift).
Idk. clearly broken cards that come online too early. 6-8 neutral drake with elusive that wasn’t nerfed to be 5 mana with the discount. all aoe is 6 mana so doing nothing for 2-3 turns means by the time you play AoE, and even if it kills everything (warrior 6 mana aoe), you are dead anyway because here comes the 6-6 5 mana charge minion randomly discovered deal 5 damage to your face. Old cards are just over stated or too cheap.
I also think I went 2nd 80-90% of the time today. It was great. I love playing geddon and somehow in 20+ cards, I don’t discover deios despite discarded 2 cards and drawing 1 everyturn. Nope, I get xavius 5 turns later on turn 12 and then finally get ragnaros but oh, I was going 2nd this game so I was 1 mana off and I died the next turn instead of having an insane combo. I didn’t even need an insane combo if I just got rag at any point or xavius.
lets just keep encouraging people to play 1-4 mana decks that just rush you down and generate random things that will be good instead of making a deck that is actually cool. idk how my rogue opponent who runs elise doesn’t draw their 7-8-9-10 cost cards in a row like I do. 80% of my deck are 4 or less cost cards but don’t worry I will draw 7-8-9-10-6, the 6 being ultanix to herald deathwing after I already played death wing the turn prior. idk its insane.
let’s play warlock and put 2 6 mana deal 3-2-1 in my deck to counter the mass infection of face paladin in the game with the dumb shattered card. I don’t draw it in any of games nor do I draw elise somehow, to the point I feel like they aren’t even in my deck.
Lets try to mana cheat and get a -2 or -4 cost catacombs on some board clear or death wing. Nope, I get my early game somehow on turn 10. Why do I even run catacombs if all the cards I get are crap but my rogue opponent will deja vu it and then get an insane card.
-insert clip of kripp saying 9 years ago that all blizzard has to do to make standard good is not make the best decks the easiest decks and are all aggro-