Describing the classes imo

Warrior=boring and way to over-played

Druid=you want buff? We have buff

Paladin=How do you sleep at night!?

Hunter=AGGRO AGGRO AND AGGRO

Demon Hunter=I will wipe you a$$ across the floor by round 7

Mage=Actually Mr. Freeze from batman

Priest= play priest they said…it will be fun they said…best character they said……………

Shaman=you enjoy your minions crying during battle

Warlock=Ah I see you have met my friend Tickatus, but have you heard of Y’shaarj, or even perhaps FATIGUE DMG.

Rogue=spams minions like a shady website does emails after you make an account.

Obviously just a joke post, please don’t be offend at all

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What a good looking post.

I had hours of fun with it. Thank you.

Your clear and concise method of comedy hits home for me.

Play priest they said… oh you…

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Better description for mage would be

Spells Go brrrrr

Or

Spell are Fun. Soo Fun!

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Demon Hunter = If I can complete my quest and live another turn I will one-shot you!

Druid = Remember when taunt was used to stop aggro! LOL! Now taunt IS aggro!

Hunter = Me go face!

Mage = Apparently I’m “entitled” for wanting deck that didn’t auto-lose

Paladin = You get a buff! And you get a buff! And you get a buff!

Priest = We still exist?

Shaman = I heard you like battlecrys, so we put a battlecry on your battlecry so you can battlecry while you battlecry!

Rogue = Honestly pretty balanced right now.

Warlock = Remember when going into fatigue hurt you! LOL! Now fatigue hurt opponent!

Warrior = We heard you like Pirates, so we put Pirates in your Pirates so you can Pirate while you Pirate!

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Made me lol for a solid minute :laughing:

Also, love the Xzibit throwback

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warrior: imagine having a quest that has an actual requirement

druid: imagine not having a full board on turn 3

paladin: imagine not playing a 4 mana 11/12

hunter: imagine trading

DH: imagine playing normal cards

mage: imagine playing less than 5 cards per turn

priest: imagine

shaman: imagine not relying on RNG

rogue: imagine having cards left in your deck on turn 9

warlock: imagine losing due to fatigue

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It’s kinda silly, in a way, that zoo feels the most distinct and unique among all the archetypes atm, IMO.

It’s a genuinely cool-looking deck, even if it - just like everything - is hella powercrept.

spot on
10/10
:laughing:

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Mage: Do I have a minion? What’s a minion? Ohhh, you mean the quest reward, right.

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Warrior=fun

Druid=fun

Paladin=fun

Hunter=fun

Demon Hunter=fun

Mage=fun

Priest=fun

Shaman=fun

Rogue=fun

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  • Fixed that for you.
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i dont like demon hunter, druid, or mage, so not for me

Priest: Spell Paladin

Druid: Warrior Furry

Mage: Burrrrr(n)!

Warlock: Hands-off Demon Hunter

Rogue: Dancing Warrior

Warrior: Vanilla Meat Shield

Shaman: Splash

Paladin: Melee Priest

Demon Hunter: Hands-on Warlock

Hunter: Pew Pew Pew. . . Gotcha

I have at least 1 deck from every class. If you are always rotating decks, the system never gets dialed in on what to throw at you.

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Warrior=boring and always has been

Druid=buff and mana gain have over deluded class but still a good hero

Paladin=boring that no one wants to play unless they create OP cards. but even then

Hunter=aggro has dominated although this class has so many directions to go in. a good class

Demon Hunter=its OP so that people play it but its a dead class. A mistake that BLZ has made that they try to hide with OP decks.

Mage=boring starter class that easy and OP. boarderline boring.

Priest= boring, no brains or skill to play

Shaman=very versatile class, interesting and fun, many avenues, OP elements is a mistake

Rogue=the most fun deck requiring the most skill. always the target of nerfs to control the class but its been controlled to death. more love needed and expansion does it no justice. Most players invested in this class, once dead then fandom will leave.

Priest takes no brains?
Are you playing in 2017 still?
Take a deck to ladder and show me how you get brainless wins with Priest my dude.
MOST of the Priest cards are all over the place and it meets the MINIMUM to make a deck focus, unlike Paladin which is damn near a railroad as far as deck choices but the win differential is Blatant.

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Pretty easy to see exactly what classes you play