VOH Launch Delayed! Panic! Not

You are good at your job, but imagine the internet amplified freakout if a platform got a head start. Gamers have become even more irrational than we used to be. XD

yawn, come on Blizz!

Yeah, you know they have like 2 login servers that are an old 1985 apple mac 1.

Pretty sure the answer is “sin”.

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Yo momma so fat she got runs in her overalls

And thus it is written… the Lord of Terror stalked the Blizzard servers on the launch day of his Brother’s imminent demise. Delaying his death… if only to scheme and plan to steal Mephisto’s essence for his own power. Thus with Mephisto’s essence… Diablo would grow in power… using this power to capture the essence of his eldest brother Baal. With the power of the three Prime Evils, Diablo would hunt and absorb the essence of the 4 lesser evils… Duriel, Andarial, Azmodan, and Belial in hell, and would burst into the world of Sanctuary as Evil Supreme…

As for this delay… it is only a matter of time before the Lord of Terror enacts his schemes, and turns Sanctuary into the living embodiment… of Hell.

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Sigh… Trying ta chill with a bit of Molly Hachet.

water and skin cells trapped in fabric start growing stuff

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well that’s great and all but by the time it gets here i’ll be nailing boards to my windows and won’t have time to access it until god knows when. that’s the rub of it.

https://youtu.be/_n8TuSVmOrw?si=QT-yyfofr97UUEem chill out people

can we get any transparency on what the eta. might even be like ffs…

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Come on Blizz, I really need my SpiritBorn To Be Wild!

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Can’t wait to finally log in and wait on a que. I’d feel much better if I was waiting in a que.

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My mind will never be clean . . . .

Martoq can post vids but I cant?! :sob:

Bacteria of the water and of your body that stains and dies on the towel while it dries

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Y’all have made this bad event into a great evening. Thanks.

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I will not be a part of the launch. Their attempt “to ensure every player can start their journey through Nahantu together.” has failed as I am sure others have logged as well. Good luck to everyone waiting, I hope you get on sometime tonight.

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allo les reuf comment ca va

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