Yellows.
Where meaning once existed now we just see incoherent spaghetti laying on the ground.
screaming out in pain for you to pick them up, trying to coerce you into the “Pick me pick me ya”
Loop of pondering their existence.
Among the yellow community i hear them cry out LOOK AT ME DAMMIT! WEAR ME DAMMIT!
Only to be dumped on the vendor when you get into town, laughing at you when you still cant repair your gear from the meager sum you obtained.
Oh dear yellow, what have you become.
I hear your plight, and it is with a heavy heart i make this suggestion.
Removing you from the game entirely would probably improve performance across the entire realm. I know i know…I hear you. “HOW DARE YOU” you scream out in yellow fervor.
So i also have this suggestion, maybe we build a vault where you yellows can live on in a display case and when we are feeling lonely, we can come visit you from time to time, and reminisce about those days when you were at the height of your spaghetti code glorious endeavors.
I write this not to shame you dear yellow, but as an Ode. Without you dear yellow, we would not have acheived some of the great feats of strength your might allowed for.
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