Season of the cow level

already had cows & ponies. Time for a new semi-domesticated animal to arrive on the scene… Evil Alpaca’s or Poison-spittin Llama’s

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the meerkat level then?

I think a crossover is exactly what we need in this day and age—whether it’s with anime or other games. If Elon’s reading this, let’s add the Cybertruck as a boss in the game, like the bonus stage in Street Fighter.

sounds good to me yua

just let us jump through the goblin portals into the goblin king dungeon…

Nice necro bump 9 mos later :+1:

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Speaking of cows, what has happened to the cow level search. I thought there was an ongoing seasonal search for this level which should had culminated back in S6.

We listened to you. We know everybody likes the awesome mindblowing goblin event with its huge potpourri of different interesting goblin activities and unique loot. So we reskinned the goblins and put them in a cow suit. Enjoy. :cow:

is our moosiah coming back?

ITs a stain and blemish on D4 devs that the cow level was not immediately available to figure out. We dont even know if it can be done and this has wasted many players time.

:moo:

And yes where is hewhoismoo

He either got himself banned, got a long vacation, or he’s pouting until his next self-aggrandizing rampage through the forums followed by the inevitable tantrum about insufficient gratitude and awe.

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I liked doing the tasks a lot, no matter how ridiculous they were. I would even say these were some of the more memorable moments playing Diablo 4.

I would not expect this until all the major changes and updates has settled the game down more or less, that would free up time to cook something more humorous.

If expansion already added it, maybe the step by step process is so crazy that it won’t be found till someone spills more beans to pick on.

It’s also possible since he found the fountain of youth that he’s evolved beyond us. :grin:

Why not combine the cow season with the goblin season? Seems like both are killed needlessly by adventurers in large numbers purely in search of loot. I mean, they never hurt anyone, did they? :cow:

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:musical_note: All bound for Moo Moo Land :cow:
All bound for Moo Moo Land
(Hey)

All bound for Moo oo Land (justified)
(Hey, hey)
All bound for Moo Moo Land (ancients of Moo Moo) :cow:
Moo Moo Land
Moo Moo Land
All bound for Moo Moo Land

They’re justified and they’re ancient
And they like to roam the land :cow:
(Just roll it from the top)
They’re justified and they’re ancient
I hope you understand
(To the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge now) :notes:

Would you be willing to spend half of your day going through this extreme path just to clear a secret level one time?

That is what I cringe about when it comes to the chase after cow level, I sincerely hope when its actually here ( if not already ) it would be hidden cleverly but once you know how to it wouldn’t be so convoluted.

It’s pretty obv based on what we have so far that the cow level requires at least one more new area of map to be added

IF only there was somebody who could come and give us the latest cow level mews. That is news + moos = mews.

we must make a sacrifice to our moosiah

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“Leads to a place that does not exist.
The Burning Hells are not responsible for events that transpire there.
If you claim to have been to this place, you will be called a liar.
Void where prohibited.”

Hey D4 dev team this is called creativity.

Take note.

Bring on the murderous rampage of bovine!!!

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