Why you should try Turbo Chicken this season

Disclaimer: Witch Doctor is the worst class by far. Worst class 36 seasons in a row and counting. The only class without an S-tier build according to Maxroll.gg. If you like to have fun, and your fun doesnt include being the best class or pushing leaderboards, then, and only then, should you continue.

Alright, now that that’s out of the way. The seasonal gems have a nice mechanic that compliments Chicken bocking. A large aoe proc that repeats the deathblow damage, and chicken by nature hits hard. So you get a nice cool effect while running around as a chicken hatching little baby chic bombs at everything.

So if you’ve always been turned off to witch doctor because the class sucks, but you’re bored and wanna try something new for fun, give Chicken a try this season before it’s gone.

example of Chicken bocking by the Witch Doctor king himself.
https://youtu.be/gas4elleCI4?si=2bl2qKysgE33-Evt&t=169

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Video by Anthony Evans. In his words “clucking great”.

Worst class as in power bracket, but not for fun.

Don’t go by what Maxroll says, it’s not the authority on the subject. I stopped reading that place when I saw that much of the information was not correct.

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Chicken WD is always fun !! I used it for many seasons to do conquests and key farming. I just wish jade was stronger, somewhere in the S-tier, close to blood nova builds. I also think pet gargantuans should have been improved a long time ago. Maybe a better LoD build too. Zuni has some great damage output but I end up dying too much. I am sticking to zombie bears for now, it’s decent in every category and the perma spirit walk helps traversing bad maps, but I might give chicken another go, at least until I find some good ancients for Zuni!

I have using primarily chicken doc when i play. It could hit harder against elites and RGs but perfectly fine for fissures farming.

Mechanic-wise, maxroll is usually correct because they test it personally. However, they are somewhat lazy at testing everything, neglect the existence of some skills or only use blunt justification of leader boards.
For them, the only highest performing builds at the leader boards exist and rest are fillers. Game is actually a little more deeper than peak moments they try to imitate at their guides and anyone reading them would think otherwise. Game actually punishes low sustain and every maxroll simulator is clocked for highest damage output as if it’s not an elusive moment that doesn’t align in real combat as often as you’d like.

Going back to the topic at hand, in my opinion mechanically maxroll guides provide correct information just, it has a rather narrow vision because, in my opinion again; it tries to cater casual and dedicated players both. Guides written there usually provide good information for a start and even provide in-depth explanation, but when you ask a question about a different combination you won’t find an answer. The reasoning behind is to mitigate loot hunt duration or requirements, for getting into Greater Rifts the quickest.

Giving an example, related to the thread; WD has a skill named Wall of Death and only WoD- Communing with Spirits were considered “viable enough” since a few years. Nowadays, people or at least the guide writers found out about WoD- Wall of Zombies was a legit crowd control utility comparable to Piranhas- Piranhado. All the while, entire Set Dungeon of Helltooth, which hardly changed along the decade, were based on players using WoD- Wall of Zombies and they just found out about it a few months ago.
Similarly, they’re just revealing the potential of Sacrifice- Provoke the Pack in their guides slowly, and yet they still ignore Mass Confusion. When they’re that slow at finding or revealing things, I would rather test things myself.

If you decide to return, you can fix it, have fun with Helltooth ZB until then. You need to apply some tweaks for Zunimassa if you are following the maxroll guide for it, which is only optimized for highest damage output at a fickle peak moment with way low sustain for damage buffs. I think the Zunimassa’s guide of maxroll is rather superficial but what do I know? I don’t push leader boards with it. Regardless, if peak moment relies on so many different variables that will diminish your ability to identify and pick priority targets before you get clustered in a corner.

Try equipping Dagger of Darts, Lakumba’s and Mantle of Channeling, toss Homunculus at the Cube slot and include Sacrifice- Provoke the Pack and Firebats- Vampire Bats in your active skills. With this setup you can replace Depth Diggers by using FnR until you loot a good one, but it will lack the bursts from CoE without DD pants and Zuni ring. As Sacrifice will replace Fetish Army as a wild card, you might need Fetish Sycophants passive or Belt of Transcendence for them.

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Best season for Chicken farming are those with extra slot in cube or all free slots - so you can put both Cluckeye and Wormwood in cube. Automatic Pestilence, even while in chicken form is just to good to ignore.

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Myself and several others I’ve talked to have found way too much misinformation there. The worst part is when we see someone (or multiple people) taking that misinformation as gospel only because the site’s name. They assume it’s correct but don’t bother to verify. Or even more cringe is when they say something is right because a streamer said so. It’s a logical fallacy haven.

There are several factors people fail to take into consideration when doing any testing, which as you stated, were lazy. I’ve seen people who were “revered” for tests they did but they were all shortcut tests, inadequate sample sizes… yet people were naive to buy into it without question. Similarly to that one dude who used to post math and people assumed it was right but didn’t bother to check that it wasn’t… at all.

I prefer Icyveins. While I’ve seen a mistake or two, I’ve seen far less inaccurate information there.

That just goes back to people only playing or doing something because someone else told them to. It took someone to think outside the box before someone noticed you don’t HAVE TO HAVE X or Y skill to do something.

I was thinking the same thing since setting up my chicken doc. Could have really used Wormwood when in chicken mode.

I had always wished that they had implemented the 4th cube slot permanently for defensive and utility power… so much QoL could have been added to builds. The 4th slot seasonal theme could unlock the defensive powers in the 4th slot for that season and also have the shadow clones of course.

Congrats to MadTom for the Mundunugu 150 clear :star:

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Thx, working on Barb gear now, after I get a GR150 clear on all classes, I will try to go for all sets!

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Might have to try this.

The graphics are great.

The audio, not so much. The only words I could understand were “chicken” and “Boom!”

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Saw your Cold meteor 150 clear :+1: (I have toned down the graphics settings in my game to not get all that blinding white ice that the meteors make :grin:).

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It’s funny… on my Chicken Doc, I have zero ancient or primal Arachyr items. But I have two decent primals and Manajuma’s is all ancient…

Started augmenting what I can on the build… elites and RGs are a little easier now. Might have to craft ancient Guardians next.

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Best thing is, I was hoping the monsters are in the Ring of Fire, but AS on Cold meteor (Pain Enhancer in build) is so great for higher content (saw someone on LB use it, had to try…)

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I didn’t even notice the attack speed thing. But great idea. I saw your weapon gem choice which looks interesting. I mainly use the Anguish shard because the death blow effect can really accelerate things in density. I have shifted to Firebird for GRs because it is so extremely tanky.

wouldnt you fair better swapping your CHC to AS? Gem to +20% cold damage? or am i missing something?

I didn’t manage to get a decent gem with cold damage.
Additionally I wanted to see if going full into AS will help to clear the rift and especially the RG (for stricken stacking) faster. I have the feeling it did.
Also, I played like 12 hours on Wiz before the push, so my gear was otherwise far from perfect.

Currently running speeds for over 20 hours on DH, can’t get one set together with rolls I would prefer. But I will get there.

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