This is a PSA for all players that have been on 10.12.6 (like me) to avoid certain bugs in Blizzard games that crop up in later versions - as of today, July 1st, the Battle.net App requires 10.13.6 to even launch. If you are not on that OS you cannot launch it and thus are unable to even patch or install the game. This goes for every macOS game Blizzard has that uses the Battle.net App for patching.
It’s time to upgrade, whether we want to or not.