It is now 22/11/2023 and after the con and I can now, somewhat articulate my feelings, to this venn diagram.
Best convention in four years. Yes, this subtle joke plays a dig at the stupidity of covid, amongst other things. Worst convention for me yet.
I have been to every one since '09 and '19 was peak performance; in terms of layout, social, community; oppurtunity. Everything. That map would make Harrison Jones PROUD.
Full props to the props attendant. Same individual day one; tagged my little fire with a zip tie with a smile. Day two, same smile. Different zip tie. When props mediation is a smooth experience; entry for cosplayers is a joy and thats if you are NOT fully intergrated. Pretty sure that the young individual was the only one; or just happened to be there for both times I entered. Seriously though; maybe 2 Dedicated prop areas? or were they not secured in the map? oh wait. the crux of the failure here; the teams responsible for planning and management; were not the ones we needed.
Props, big green tick. security, screening and actual entry to the fountain?
HUGE GREEN TICK. Why for the love of my children cant the airports and the T.S.A. have that kind of security clearance, barely had to open my bag and the one time on day two was a bewilderment as there didnt seem to be a need once i walked through the ai?
Line management? almost felt as it did in 2009 where the line stretched around the block.
Portal pass and general admission. Extra steps morty joke.
My general admission was gifted to me. I was seeking the pass upgrade because of the third day access…oh wait, third day access was not there. portal pass benefits of 2019 were not there.
In not maintaining my desire for a portal pass; i saved my self a serious load of coin; the au/us exchange rate was murder. Would have been financial suicide for something that gave me no benefit i sought for.
THE MAP AND LAYOUT: i defer to my previous statement about Harrison Jones and 2019. I only do one thing at blizzcon and those that know me; know. yet walking through the halls; I did see some thing that caught my attention and i regret not participating in them. Yet the map, didnt really sell my interest?
“tarot card reader” in the diablo hall? was somewhat piqued; but without knowing a bit more about what was offered; was it something like a trading card display? was it an actual card reader?; was it an internal promotion for the future of diablo. The hells ink? I got airbrushing in '09 and made an amazing friend lamentably no longer at blizzard with it. From what I gather there was live tattoo options available, as well as air brushing. again. the pique of the interest; versus the sale of the interest.
panels? stages? seating. for the love of moriarty. i have the knees of a 60 year old in a 42 year body. my day job is standing and walking some 12 miles a day in circular motions pushing hospital beds. I am not an ADA class citizen; but I know many who are. the ability to sit for even five minutes was abysmal.
Publicly accessible ammenities. This is a pre cursor to my major point. When the mens room side of the ablution block is cordoned off inside the darkmoon fire and you have to stand in a line to gain entrance; to use the bathroom much less fill a water bottle; you have two alternatives; sneak around the other side to the ladies block which raises a slew of bad comment which should be obvious; or turn on your heel and walk about 100 feet to the unisex bathroom. I am just glad i didnt have some gastro intestinal upset. not fun for anyone.
Darkmoon Faire: This is my big bit, I am biased to it; seeing as I have been there since its inception and followed it since.
It was a public humiliation of inefficiency. North hall, map 2019. Thats it, thats the darkmoon faire. the sheer joy of the effort to GET to the faire, it is a trek; to get to the staging area, hit the portal and arrive. thats what amps you up. if you are going to just casually nip across a hall; buy a thousand dollars worth of coin tokens and stand at the machine like a war widow in a casino until you get lucky, it kind of kills the giddy.
if you are going to buy a thousand dollars worth of tokens and then come back to redeem them like a war widow in a casino until you get lucky and then do what with the code? you just created three problems like lines being formed and mismanaged so that five friends could go to the pin trading. cannot get in for five hours and be so utterly deflated they decide not to do anything else, much less attend again. ok, thats five less tickets? five less attendees? knock on effect.
day one in the faire, no problem. apart from the floor space, the lack of seating; three park benches do nothing in 10 minutes, much less an hour; when its the same individuals trading for an hour. north hall, dedicated trade spaces with sit down. the faire is not just the faire for the faire.
day two? “i arrive late for work, i could not even get into the building” the fact that there were capped and poorly managed lines at the faire? at about 10am? so, even if i wanted to i dont know; use the mens room? see above previously.
final one…communication, between blizzard staff. security staff. convention centre staff. when three different coloured shirts and suits are standing in front of the dmf, putting up and holding up freshly printed a4 pages, indicating lines, MOVING the line strips, letting groups in without groups coming out; it was like porridge evolving.
not only was there no clear consistency in what was said, why and to who; the execution of it was like icecrown citadel being run on release by players fresh from mulgore.
i love blizzcon; i adore blizzcon. but blizzard, please find a way to bring back 2019, even if it takes you another 10 cons; we cant have another 2023; after 2020.
and yes, my post is like watching porrige evolve, its the forums; no one knows if you are typing with paws or claws. heres to 2024; may it be like metzen on stage after a long, strange trip.