I’m trying to submit a ticket so I can talk to an actual person but it’s literally impossible on your site to find a relevant place to submit a ticket for my issue.
There is no dial in number to Blizzard and has not been in over 10 years. If you wish to contact them you do so via ticket. There are a few Billing and Account access issues that have Live Chat (text) during parts of the day. Before pandemic they had phone callback for those few issues.
Most issues though are only dealt with via ticket.
What issue do you have and someone can help you navigate the ticket system.
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