In light of these recent updates, I have some new ideas

Can we have an invisible barrier that surrounds all gold mines that disallows players from mining gold in any game, on any setting?

My second idea is that when you install the game, it also installs norton antivirus and doesn’t let you launch the game until you subscribe to their year-long ultimate protection plan

Now here’s my third, and possibly best idea. After you launch the single player orc campaign, the first mission requires you to build 4 farms and a barracks, but guess what. You don’t have any peons or a town hall. And if you stay in the game for longer than 45 minutes, you get an achievement.